Velvet Chainsaw

What is Velvet Chainsaw?

the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)

On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.

See sex, velvet chainsaw, boner

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