Velvet Glove-ism

What is Velvet Glove-ism?

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1

"...And a velvet glove, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2

"Come On Irene" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3

"Reach out and touch face - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)

See confusion, lyrics

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