Velvet Glove-ism

What is Velvet Glove-ism?


1.

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1

"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2

"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3

"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)

See confusion, lyrics


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