Velvet Hammer

What is Velvet Hammer?


1.

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

See Ghost

2.

A velvet hammer is a marketing tactic; a scheme wherein your customer gets his customers or suppliers to pay for the product you are selling.

Imagine that you are a publisher of specialty magazines. Your customers are large building contractors. You are attempting to sell a new prospect, United Residential Homes, the idea that they should publish a monthly magazine about their company. This will not cost United anything. You will sell advertising in the magazine to United's suppliers: plumbers, electricians, painters, interior decorators, etc. However, you expect United to call these suppliers and lean on them to cooperate with your salesmen. This is called the "velvet hammer."

See marketing, advertising, scheme

3.

A very soft hammer. It would not hurt if someone smacked you around with it.

smack!

See person yo-yo

4.

drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray

"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"

"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"

See sherwood


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