Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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Urban Dictionite

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Negnog

1. The combination of egg nog and an African American. A eggy, lightly spiced, milky negro. Usually served around Christmas that negnog is..

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