Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vampur

1. A twenty year old retard who thinks he's a vampire, but is really an asshole who doesn't know how treat girls or spell vampyri..

Pratik

1. a stud who attracts all the women to him After becoming the star of a sports team, he was known as a pratik. See pratik, stud, women, ..

Colloquial Position

1. (n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, inser..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning