Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Gillian Spiers

1. Lesbian, Domineering. Not housewife material Gillian says: c i could never b a house wife..

Zev

1. The smartest guy in the world. Zev has an IQ of 198. He's also very cool...

Xoey

1. some really really really cool gurl =D look its xoey shes kool HAHAHA See duck..

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