Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Isth

1. The shit; cool as fuck; awesomeness that guy from merentha is isth! See shit, dank, balls deep, zomg, really..

Gwynne

1. welsh, geek, habbo-thug. likes sheep. A gwynne stole mi furn init, OMGZHI2U! 2. In Celtic mythology, Gwyn or Gwynn ap Nudd was the ru..

Yay Yay

1. A beautiful, gorgeous girl, who likes to wear her stunner shades. Traditionally, sung in a song: "I love Yay Yay because she&apos..

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