Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?


1.

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap


82

Random Words:

1. A subject in School or College which is a mix of - Inter-relations - Bimbology (Dealing With Bimbo's and prostetutes) - Geograp..
1. When someone is on your block and they want to screw you and your crew up and you cannot stand them or where they live, you tell them to..
1. Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could ..