Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zambuki

1. coffee with alcohol in it Damnit Trev, i had 13 zambukis and was fucked over...big time See alcohol, coffee, booze, shit-faced, tasty..

Lt Lee

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Vaginafart

1. When a woman cracks one loose and dust is released, only for a hissing sound to be heard... Kelley... did you just rip me a fresh vagin..

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