Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Unsorry

1. when an ex gets mad when ever you apologize, and out of fear of being brutally raped or murdered when they visit, you hastily revoke the..

Dirty Fcuk

1. Idiotic Stupid or otherwise annoying people The Opposite of Gen May A Greeting to others Man that DirtyFcuk cut me off. Sup Dirty Fc..

Ilysmm

1. ilysmm - i love you so much more babeyBoy-Ily x xxSexyBexxixx-Ilysmm x See ily, ly, ilysmm..

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