Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nappy Headed Ho

1. Female basketball player at Rutgers University. They got tattoos; those are some nappy headed hos. See nappy, ho, hoe, rutgers, univer..

Residual Vapors

1. The over whelming stench that clings and wraps the unsuspecting visitor upon entering a multicultural meeting facility (shitter) after t..

Its Abit Chuck Out Your Chintz

1. your taste in household decor is old fationed and dated its abit chuck out your chintz See old, dated, decor, decorate, bad, taste..

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