Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jew-nosed

1. Used to describe a long, tall, and bent object. Joshua: Whoa, that guy stepped on that 100 foot pice of rebar so hard, it became jew-no..

Oneal Tool

1. an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyz..

Universadise

1. My university. Heaven. So, you still liking Universadise?..

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