Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Scrotom Squinsher

1. A form of masturbating, or " wagging off. " Instead of just straight out boping the bishop, you squeeze your nuts. " Dam..

Zvi

1. a jewish man, late 20's, has yet to get laid. only action he's ever seen is from a horsey looking woman. he remains completely..

Mucha

1. a word meaning alot of, or very. monica and joe are mucha sexy See very, alot, mucha, moocha, lucha..

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