Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?


1.

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap


82

Random Words:

1. *This definition applies to Counter Strike* The act of stabbing your opponent in the face causing instant death to normal enemies, and ..
1. Found in abundance in the midwest and elsewhere, this is any van that has a handicap tag in the rear view mirror, instantly doubling t..
1. Rhode Island's Largest and Most Elite cheer and dance team. Home of the Rhody All-Stars. Rhode Island's first all-star team to..