Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Redage

1. A red card in Football (soocer) Chris: Gerrard got sent off! Sam: haha he deserves from Redage See redage, bookage, football, soccer,..

Flabbergastment Trauma

1. an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance. joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my fac..

Pp Toucher

1. One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky. Hey pp toucher in the ..

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