Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Getting Earped

1. verb(v) This action originated from a mud skipper. It usually occurs when you are called out on something, that the person doing the b..

Umer

1. 1.The Sexyist Motha fucka youll ever meet. 2.this nigga is a pimp. pimps umers See figga, nigga, higga, cigga, sigga 2. An ancient ..

On The Qt

1. Secretly; covertly. He was running a numbers bank on the QT while he led the campaign against casino gambling. 2. Secret, usually in ..

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