Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Trailbustin

1. Going to a bar, betting your friends that you can leave with the oldest chick there. Chad and Jason each bet that they would leave with..

Eib

1. Excellence In Broadcasting - the acronym for Rush Limbaugh's network. I'm sitting behind the golden microphone at the EIB net..

Onyi

1. A bad ass, super talented chick. Usually in law school, but not all the time. "Did you hit on that girl?" "No way dude..

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