Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yes Car Credit

1. Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate. "I just got out of ja..

Keshwalaed

1. to screw over; to dupe; to drop the ball completely My data is keshwalaed and needs to be processed again from the beginning! See scre..

Qfft

1. Quoted For Fvcking Truth Similar to QFT, but with more passion. <quote>You're an idiot</quote> QFFT 1. Quoted For ..

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