Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ilfracombe

1. A spot on the arse of England, populated by the roughest bunch of scratters & chavs you could ever wish to meet. Every evening all y..

Bibleicous

1. an adjective that describes someone or something that knows extremely too much about the bible and its contents my soul is too bibleico..

Zuraw

1. To receive fellatio from your brother. Glenn got zurawed by Rick and liked it so much that he turned into a fucking queer. See blowjob..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning