Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vangga

1. An individual with the nature, characteristics, or feelings often attributed to women that has a penis; a penis-woman. Dang, Sibora, yo..

Jizzness

1. Sexual business. She wanted to know what my past jizzness was. See business, jizz, sex 2. Fucking done either at lunch break or on c..

Lawyering

1. The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks. Nikki was the best at lawyering. She went to work to do some lawyering. All the oth..

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