Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Alzhemic

1. condition of alzheimer's disease mother has become alzhemic...

E.b.f.

1. everything-but-fuck(ing) Describes sexual activity that rounds all the bases but doesn't cross the plate. How was your spring bre..

Odeia

1. It is portuguese for "hate". "Ele me odeia" -> "he hates me" See odeia, portuguese, hate, hates..

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