Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Iraqi Rocket Launcher

1. More like something ironical which means that someone has crappy weapons. -Lol, we just owned them so bad! -Yeah, they had Iraqi rocke..

Zonzichc

1. poor broke skint no cash brassick spent Im totaly zonzichc to day See chiznoz, cash, broke, gone, wiped out..

Turd Burper

1. When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse brush your teeth you turd burper See turd, turd burper, bad br..

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