Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

A Lil' Different

1. bizzare, disturbingly odd, unique in an uncool way, loser like, socially awkward, socially unacceptable. *girl with greasy unkepmt hair..

Yawas

1. People who are pretending to be "AWAY" on chats, instant messaging, and so on, when they are not actually "away". C..

What The Hell Value

1. When someone does something for no particular reason, just to see the results. Andy and Bolt pwned 200 people just for the "what t..

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