Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zer-ouch

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Gargonius

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Hoggintittens

1. fat saggy boobs lok at them hoggintittens..

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