Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W/a

1. what a minute guy: "u want to hook up?" girl: "w/a i thought u have a girlfriend?" guy: "uhhhh..." See..

Swicca

1. The term used when the terms sweet, bomb, kick ass, and many others fail to fall from your lips in an exiting event. lmao Whales snack ..

[bathroom Stalling]

1. The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in pu..

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