Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nodeue

1. An absolutely cool person. Dude, you're such a nodeue!..

Mucklet

1. a girl that likes it up the bum hole "i did that girl in the bum last night, she is suck little mucklet" See muck, muckhole..

Nazi Shoosta

1. Call of Duty 2 for the Xbox 360. Dude, lets go play some Nazi Shoosta See call of duty, cod2..

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