Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W.a.f

1. =welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw ..

Ju-c

1. An orange flavored soft drink bottled and sold in Barbados. Public bus transport in Barbados called that because they have (or used to..

U Lv?

1. Constantly used by Thai Ragnarok Online players, to ask a character's level. Gets very god damned annoying. See "555 u lv?&qu..

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