Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Onip

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Loose Lips

1. when the lips of the vagina hang down beyond ones hopes "Wow, that girl had some loose lips"!! See loose pussy, loose vagina..

Slap The Nasty

1. Basicly any sexual act. Normally used when the sexual act isn't clear. I heard him and Kate slapping the nasty last night Damn, y..

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