Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Justin Bieber

1. A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time&..

Lmeao

1. it means laughing my eritrean ass off .. it was created by me nd my friend .. so only eritreans can use it lol .. "i was lmeao wh..

Kalon

1. Normally a Cool Guy That Knows a Lot of People. And Normally Has Friends that are Nob Heads. Hes So Cool he Makes Ice Cubes Jelous. &apo..

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