Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Neg'er

1. a comical term coined by fyghter referring to anyone, but particularly one that uses the radio command Negative excessively in the popul..

Pussy Jowels

1. A suprisingly abundant (a surplus if you will) amount of skin that hangs from the vagina. My penis got cought up in her pussy jowels li..

Lizard Lot

1. A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck. PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot &q..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning