Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

A Contrack Mind

1. A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything. Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11&quo..

Ichiruki

1. word formed from the joining of the first four letters of the names of the characters of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki from the anim..

Proud No Lifer

1. someone who has no life and doesn't give a shit Ben is a proud no lifer See no, life, wow, nerd, fuck off 1. someone who has no..

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