Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Underparts

1. private area, genitalia, gonads Carley sniffs a fat line of adderol off of jeremy's underparts. she did this in order to better fo..

Quasi

1. 1. Almost, but not really 2. Strange, weird, or obscure. Ill just have to sit here while he things of some other quasisexual things to..

Penile Jousting

1. Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting. ..

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