Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W00txor

1. Variation of w00t, using the traditional -xor suffix started by "Roxxor" (Alnilam k98k Eterna2ct) w00txor! I pwned that n00b!..

Queefing Chode

1. A chodewhich queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla. I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from thi..

Noushinate

1. (v) to simultaenously praise and insult a person in a manner which leaves that person in a confused state. What just happened? Oh, I wa..

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