Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Endongaled

1. Where one person puts his penis into the mans ass while pulling the hair back and plugging there nose till they squel like a pig Omg Da..

Berry Farms

1. the hood located in southeast DC. great place to pick up some crack, weed, boat, dippers, etc. "Officer, that's not my crack..

Anonymous "g"

1. a term for closet homosexuals that dude looks like he might be an anonymous "G" See homosexual, gay, del, italian, dyke..

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