Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zymo

1. Generic word for Seattle biotech company Zymo Genetics Inc. I work for Zymo, Zymo is a great company to work for..

Blingwad

1. Unclassified transformed matter. I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into blingwads. See..

Cilth

1. Cutie I'd Like To Hug That Abdul is a CILTH See cute, like, to, hug..

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