Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Assiot

1. noun - Someone who is being an ass and an idiot. Our V.P. of Internet Sales is such an assiot that he pays people to come give presenta..

Yer Grandad

1. 1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad 2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback 3.If your shit at..

Corey'd

1. When one male imposes a gay act on another male, any gay act. Dirk walked up and down our row and Corey'd a few dudes, it was sket..

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