Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Quwee

1. The noise males (typically British and American males) make when they see something uberly awsome. Stew - hey, Dan, isnt that Chuck Nor..

Red Bum

1. When you are having sex and you keep smacking your partners ass so that it turns red like a baboons. I was having sex with Taylor and s..

Shitstains

1. when a guy eats a piece of shit and theyres stains in his pants Jamal Black:YO THATS SOME MAD ShiTSTAINS Tyrone Africa: I know i just ..

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