Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Quelle Fuck!?!

1. what the fuck; franglais... french and english BAM!! SNAP!! POP!! "quelle fuck!?!" 1. what the fuck; franglais... french a..

Lenen

1. Also a gay person who has a phobia of homosexuals. Commonly confused with the squirrel and Fords. See Ice..

Neonic

1. To be neon like He dressed very neonic today! See neon, bright, colorful..

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