Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

#311

1. #311 translates to hell. # is H 3 is E 1 is L k-fed: hey babe, wanna get some? you: What the #311 is k-fed doing in my living room..

Love Limbo

1. in the state where you can't decide between one girl/guy or the other girl/guy Girl 1: Wow I really like him...but that other guy ..

Huge Huge Scribble

1. Something only George & Kaila will ever understand :) & it makes them laugh hahaha i crinkle my nose whenever he makes huge hu..

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