Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Brosnack

1. A Bro who you can have a Snack Pack with. Or any other simple snack like Ritz, CheezeIts, or Wheat THins. Cheeze wiz is preferred Wha..

Quad Anal

1. Four dicksin one ass The course shit stabber couldn't do DVDAcos he doesnt have a vagina, but he could probably do quad anal.. Se..

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1. idiot, doomed, messed up, to have sex. We are fucked! This shit is fucked up! You fucker! I fucked her with my 11 inch cock!..

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