Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Hookermeat

1. When a person has an ugly face but a body good enough to be a hooker..which isn't that good anyways so its like a double insult Oh..

Crispy Bacon

1. A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it. Man me and frank were a little hungry la..

Vandriff

1. Horrible horrible vaginal dandruff. To the point where it looks like the bitch's pussy hair looks like it got snowed on. "Dud..

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