Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ja Sucks

1. A more than obvious statement. That's like saying Cows Moo or Ducks Quack. It's true! It's True! Ja Sucks! Ja Sucks! 2...

Uchicago

1. Harvard's lesser-known, intellectually superior little brother. Harvard is a bitch. See funkmaster..

Technoramus

1. Ignorant (an ignoramus) with regard to technical matters. My boss is such a technoramus, he can't even check his own e-mail. See ..

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