Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Great Mills High School

1. A small public high school on the east coast, known better as ghetto mills. Has a generally bad football team and a horrid boys soccer ..

Lieclops

1. Someone who is a compulsive liar. "Don't listen to anything Stephanie says- SHE'S A FUCKING LIECLOPS"!!! See liar,..

S.i.s.s.

1. Standard Issue Street Soldier Police, Sheriff or any law enforcement officer A couple S.I.S.S. chased me over a couple fences. See po..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning