Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

[urinal Rule]

1. When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty..

Varial Heelflip

1. when doing a varial, or pop shuvit, you also do a heelflip, which is the oppisite of a kickflip "dude i just did a varial heelflip..

Upinya

1. Pronounced up-in-ya. The answer to almost any question from someone you don’t care to talk to or you would like to mess with girl : Hey..

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