Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Random Spasm

1. To randomly sing or dance during a conversation with some one . I was talking to Ivana about my dog running away, when Ivana shaked her..

Down The Street

1. a way that emoscut their wrists, they take the razor parallel to the main arm vain. John Keene: Man I feel so depressed about everythin..

Vagot

1. I will like to say a woman will never have this because this means you a fucking penis fagget,ass,nigga,bitch with a fucking,PUSSIEEEE,B..

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