Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Complimentative

1. when a person is the most amazing person on earth and is sexy hot and down right yummay kristina is very complimentative See hot, sexy..

Itchin & Bitchin

1. to be so annoying that you are defined as a horrible itch and a bitch at the same time also when your having sex with a girl and her vag..

Epicliouslypawning

1. Can be describe as a term used for Winning, Won, or Beating an Opponent. I am EPICLIOUSLYPAWNING your butt in Halo! See synonyms, othe..

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