Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Elantrasize

1. When you take someones Hyundai Elantra out somewhere. First used by Rama when asking to take Kirk's Elantra out to lunch. Rama: k..

Fucking Original

1. Used when something is not original at all. Also 1's denote sarcasm! *something just happened in a movie that everyone expected t..

Voyeuristic

1. One who derives pleasure from watching a sexual act. A male/female is voyeuristic if they like watching people kiss, have sex etc. Incl..

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