Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Gay Hoochie Boi

1. This is the gay version of a hoochie mama, commonly refered to as a "gold digger". They do anything that they can to get a man..

Xoi

1. Means "hugs, kisses and sex" "x" = kiss "o" = hug "i" = sex (similar to "sex u later&..

Jingling The Change

1. Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat. Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day? See mastu..

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