Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Henry Viii

1. an eighth of an ounce of cannabis. stoner: have you got a Henry VIII? dealer:yeah man. 20 a bag See henry, henries 2. the art of cu..

Central Kitsap Junior High

1. A school in Kitsap County, Washington, full of whores, drug addicts, and emo/scene kids. Anyone who's not one of those labels is a ..

Booty For Days

1. Having a large booty. Usually with a positive connotation. "Damn girl, you got a booty for days!"..

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