Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Quaver Lips

1. crispy crusty dry fanny lips oh my god man....bet roz's got a right pair of quaver lips See beefy curtains 1. crispy crusty dry..

Ookii

1. Japanese word for big. ookii ringo. (big apple) See Christina..

Ifaithful

1. Someone who fully supports Apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering. Dave: "Gee ..

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