Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Shady A

1. To be overly practical, borderline frugal. May also lack knowledge of women. Often times conned into bringing girls that have a boyfrien..

Zanta

1. Zanta - Is evil santa, like christ and anti-christ. He has a black suite and eats kids instead of giving them prezzies. Andy - Look wh..

Bitchhole

1. Mouth of someone that complains often Shut your god damn bitchhole and make me a pie. 2. a bitching persons mouth "shut your bi..

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