Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Qing

1. a mentalretardation patient,a medical condition which the patient laughs at everything she's mad...she has qing-ness See mental,..

Lethek

1. Someone who downloads large ammounts of Yaoi, yet claims to do it by mistake. ps, sister has nice tits. (Lethek) AAAAAAARGHH (Lethek..

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

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