Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yeahman

1. an affirmative; usually spoken with a slight nodding of the head. Guy: Dude, wanna toke up? Dude: Yeahman! See nahman, dude, new york..

Hawk Nelson

1. A band whose music was featured in Yours, Mine, and Ours (The new one). They have written many good songs other than those in the movie..

Lay Lay

1. taking a long time to performarbitary tasks when JR says he will be 10 mins and because he is a lay lay he will not be there in 10 min..

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