Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Prima Falsey

1. When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts. Joe: Aww, she's hot! Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce ..

Brinski

1. the act of putting your face in a woman's cleavage and making a raspberry sound with your mouth while shaking your head from side t..

W4r

1. the most fucking gay "e-gang" that has happened. oderint dem metuant my ass. wee > w4r someone: man did you hear wee is be..

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