Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zysberg

1. Orignally a name found in a phonebook. Can be used in several ways. Zysberg, thats amazing! Zysberg, someone's a mammoth and her..

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1. A face that is happy and a little mischievous. The eyes are closed but have eye lashes. And of course the period is the nose. RUNESCAPE..

Vagidandruff

1. The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a heal..

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