Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Universal Spunk

1. - a band from outer space. "Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?" said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien.....

Henshaw

1. Being in a state worse then dead but clinging on to his last few breaths. Waste of a life U look awful, worse then henshaw See henshaw..

Slimy Hatchet Wound

1. the vagina The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, ..

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