Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Crazy In Love

1. when you get butterflies in the pit of ur stomach when ur around that special someone. if he takes ur breathe away everytime ur around ..

Jaq

1. Another name for a Cigarette, word comes from Virginia. Please tell me somebody's got a fuggin Jaq. See cigarette, smoke, jak, ja..

Epic Rape

1. To own or "rape" someone so bad it becomes legendary. Death may ensue the person who was owned. Did you see the StarCraft mat..

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