Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

He's Pulling A Killerman

1. One of the MOST annoying ICR user's out there, so annoying he has been defined! Every time someone who is really annoying comes al..

W.a.m

1. Means "what a mess" when you cant be bothered to say the full word. Introduced by Gilbert Spratt, living legend. " awww,..

Zulu-sphere

1. An all black neighborhood I don't advise going there at night. It's a real zulu-sphere. See ghetto, hood, racist, negro..

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