Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vabracious

1. 1. (adj) vaa- brae- shus: Aggressive in a sexual way. Demeaning with lustful intent. His notion was vabracious. See ben, sexual..

2*1

1. one gangsta ass nigga damn, that niggas 2*1 as fuck!..

Super Lumpkin

1. The act of receiving oral sex while defecating, while concurrently eating a sandwich. Last night Jack and Jill went out for some raunch..

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