Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ranbo

1. Ranbo, also known as randy bobo,is a rare mammal that can be found in the wild forrest of rawring camp. Let's go the Rawring camp ..

A Sullivan

1. Blowing ure load twice in 2 minutes. A:Fuk i blew twice in 2 minutes B: HAHAhah u pulled a sullivan See blow, nik, quik stop, funi..

Jimmies

1. Nothern term for "sprinkles." "Would you like some jimmies on your frozen yogurt, Bob?" See Bob 2. synonym for s..

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