Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Tandoori Sour

1. 1. noun An all Indian gangbang. Harad, Da Roup, Mohammad, and Halal invited me over last week to smoke the hookah. Little did I kno..

Excluviant

1. Something that is better better than bad; it's good! (Just like log) My, merve, what an excluviant depiction of a horse eating it..

Queer Box

1. queer box somebody so homosexual it seems that they are a small box and all the homosexuality in the universe is concentrated within tha..

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