Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Verzwyvelt

1. bitch ass lit teacher. also known as satins minion. Mrs. Verzwyvelt is a stupid slut bag whore. See student..

Cracker With Butter

1. It is the worse insult you could possibly say to someone. Possiably so bad the affended person has the instant right to commit murdeur ..

Ti - Dow

1. This is what you say to inform others at a party you've arrived. Ti-dow! Let's get this party started! See Sassy..

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