Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Dport

1. An irish man of light colored skin. Usually tall and lanky. Described commonly as weird, loveable, or what the fuck? Often mistaken as d..

1. A short hand way of saying Zacky Vengeance, the second guitarist from Avenged Sevenfoldand also the hottest guy on earth. "whuddup..

Eyemsu

1. If you sound it out phonetically it basically means, imissyou. eyeMsU angee =X maybe. See like, miss, you, heart 2. If You sound it..

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