Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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Queer View

1. A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen. I saw him in my queer view as I walked by. See ..

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