Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Cunfuzzeled

1. adjective: A fun way to describe someone as being confused. That makes me confuzzeled. or when someone says something you don't u..

Krizzon

1. A varient of chronic. Sup yo. I gots da krizzon, where's da bizzong?..

Yo Baby Yo

1. "pick up line" for "retards" "yo baby yo" you must be tired, CUZ YOU BEEN RUNNIN' THREW MY MIND ALLL..

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