Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yedge

1. Created by the two coolest girls ever, named Lauren and Molly. It is a waaaay better version of "yes" or "yeah" and ..

édép

1. Gafin french. Fag in french is 'pédé', thus the backwardsness. Gaf also stands for Gay-Ass-Fucker Oui, tu es un édép! Voul..

Trigga Play

1. A skank or a hoe that is being unreasonable, and will sometimes give the impression that they are a joke or tease. You trigga play! You..

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