Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yaworsky

1. it is of ukranian decent meaning hot and smokin'. wow that kid is so yaworsky. See ukranian, chris, fat, amazing, zebra, sex..

Zootang

1. Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo. kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday. kid 2 You got some Zootang righ..

Eyebrow Wax

1. A method used by women to aesthetically enhance their facial features by curving, slimming down the brows and eliminating the uni-brow. ..

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