Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lawlzorz Cat

1. Finding somthing funny and instead of laughing saying lawlzorz then adding cat at the and for no aperent reason. (I do it all the time, ..

Spoongasm

1. When you recieve an orgasm by being spooned in the butt. May be preformed during sex. "Man when you shoved that spoon in me I had ..

Vh1's Fabulous Life Of...

1. 1. A TV show used as a mechanism to keep poor people oppressed. 2. A show that vicarious losers watch then sit around and "ooh&quo..

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