Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Red Tee

1. Teeshirt in all red. Not a thing on it. Worn by the Bloods reppin dat red. Get em at champs footlocker n footaction. Rock em in 2xL-5xL...

Dominican Face Hat

1. firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew ..

Blackberries

1. Blackberries happen monthly via menstruation. The blackberries are the clots that are passed during the flow of menstruation. Danger, t..

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