Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Onebombed

1. When someone gets one hitted, usually on an online game, but sometimes used in real life, they tend to be noobs. "Did you see that..

Mrs Palmer And Her 5 Daughters

1. palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night See wank, sex, ejacu..

Pop Culture Victim

1. Someone who is obsessed with pop culture. They obsessively watch MTV, check out the billboard charts, and read the magazines you buy in ..

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