Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Frazzeld

1. like not looking good at all. that wind frazzeld me up See frizz, frazz, frozz, fruzz, frizzle..

Vainy Tom

1. when a man has his dick in the anal cavity of his partner while wearing a cock ring there by swelling his penis exposing the vains becau..

Jesus With Suspenders!

1. An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives. "Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn&ap..

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