Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

[crunk]

1. a special blend of charisma and spunk (as used in the off-broadway musical "Altar Boyz" Girl, you've got crunk! See ch..

Another Mindless Rip Off

1. A Mindless Self Indulgence Promo CD. Limited numbers and amazing tracks made this CD sell out really fast. Original songs include My W..

Tangerine

1. 1. A small orange 2. A led zeppelin song 3. A really fat and lazy orange cat 1. Want a tangerine? 2. Have you heard Tangerine? it&ap..

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