Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W00tnabe

1. (n), A wannabe 1337. May refer to people who speak poor 1337 or use 1337 in inappropriate situations. w00tnabe: 1'M l1k3 th3 gr34t..

Peton

1. Slang term for Penis. Erin loves Justin's peton...

<'(((<

1. Fish Chat form of the word 'fish' "It is a damn Fish:" <'(((< 2. An internet symbol meaning noob. &q..

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