Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kadaitcha Dancer

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Eunsol

1. eunsols are known to be extremely cool cats You wish you were as eunsol as me. 2. 1.eunsol - one who is known to be very cool 2.euns..

Quack Off

1. masturbate achieving "it" by hand I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off. 1...

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