Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jinles

1. 1.a person who often tries to pull the wool over others eyes 2.when you get taken for a fool 1. blud dat mans a jinles 2.ha ha you go..

Otrp

1. Off-topic roleplay. This term is often used in internet chat, when someone is spamming the channel with pointless emoting. Lord of Vagi..

Igirls

1. Men who pretend to be women over the internet. The AOL chatrooms are full of iGirls. See crossdresser, pretender, transgender, shemale..

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