Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Consterbating

1. The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft. Anth..

Korchasm

1. An orgasm given by a Korchak That Korchak gave me a korchasm last night! See orgasm, sex, korchak, poop, korchasm..

[peni]

1. any florida driver being an asshole on the road; multiple penises "Ah man, this guys being a real peni." See peni, asshole, ..

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