Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W00dz

1. See alcoholic <w00dz_> fugger off .. yuo piss oh shiz See trypnotic 2. See ghey. Or Ford. w00dz drives a Ford. There goes w..

Organitis

1. syn. overstimulated. "I can't come right now, I've go organitis"..

Gluteal Spreadinitis

1. The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger ..

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