Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Fanny Front

1. 1. Synonymous with love life. 2. The ventral opening of a lady. 3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude. 1. Josh - &ap..

2 Piece

1. punching a bitch with your fist first and then hitting him with your elbow, all in one swing. Damn! That nigga just got 2 pieced! See ..

Cohen Job

1. a cleaver and sneaky way to ask someone for a hand job. as made famous by nickxcohen. Boy: hey bby, down to give me a cohen job? Girl..

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