Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Mul-dyke

1. a dyke(lesbian) with a mullet the lady at the store looks like a mul-dyke See dyke, mullet, lesbian, gay..

Zoombo

1. something or someone that is big as fuck. Did you see that bitch? She was zoombo as fuck..

Lower Pancakes

1. the lips of the vagina I hear Angela has loose lower pancakes..chad told me.. as a matter of fact so have alot of guys!..

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