Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Regurgidate

1. When you've just come home from a date, and you just have to tell the closest person (unwilling victim) all about it. I was up whe..

Aww Hellz

1. 1.to describe something that is awesome or extraordinary 2. a hot girl 1. Yo, you guys wanna get high? Aww hellz! 2. (Nick sees an at..

Ibad

1. a male who will only have one true love and will get that love (maybe after some suffering); therefor never loving anyone but his true l..

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