Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yangest

1. one who saunters about like a chesapeake bay retriever with a long, sad face. Usually dark in complexion did you see that yangest? yea,..

Vottestad

1. The method one milks a goat in norway. Also used after a delightful meal of fish caught on the seaside of norway. " Dayummm i ju..

Oblivocity

1. the amount of obliviousness that one has i was so drunk when my dad came home but due to his oblivocity he didnt notice See dumb, stup..

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