Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Pimpin' Justice

1. To pimp slap, or use other means, to put a hoe in "her place" if they playin' up. Kenny G: Yo, man, is that one of your ..

Chilrens

1. Anyone under the age of 15 As I was driving by the junior high I yelled at some chilrens for geting in front of my car...

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