Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

You Are Smoking Balls

1. a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish b) They are lying 1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night" 2: "Shut Up!&..

Mish-ession

1. A large mission, that is of the soul purpouse of getting baked. A combination of Mission- and Session. "Dude, were going all the..

Glasg

1. meaning: giggled like a school girl a replacment for the over used 'lol' thats funny, glasg 2. Giggling Like A School Girl..

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