Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

1u12

1. The L337 (Elite) way of spelling the word "Lulz," which is a secondary way of saying the word: LOL. "0MG, 1'M S0 L3..

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See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat Witness2: FOB MOB! See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..

Zebramouse

1. a zebramouse is when you have to imagine something that you would pay for to see but it is not a real creature. You wish it was because ..

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