Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W0nd

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

One Stop Shop

1. a type of defication where the magic happens, usually in a large amount, and then ceases. on occaision, results in a clean sweep perso..

E.k.l.

1. Evil as my boyfriend likes to say; and a whore from the Dallas, TX region of the U.S. Someone who needs to just fall off the face of th..

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