Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Be Quizzle Fo' Shizzle Ma Little Nizzles

1. be quiet for a minute my little idiots, which is bastardization of be quiet for a minute my little idiot Yo, home dawg, be quizzle fo&a..

Kojak Spot

1. A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urba..

1. same as :E but a more 'proud' or dazzled one. I never thought he would really do it =E Lol =E 2. an emoticon meaning the g..

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