Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Iwatst

1. short for "I was about to say that". Arney: ill level so fast once i can get to the ogres. John: but you don't get exp ..

Queeftasticular Cancer

1. A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyf..

Zone To The Face

1. short for taking a calzone to the face did you see him? he just took that zone to the face. See food, calzone, greatness, awesome, zo..

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