Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Master Of Sass

1. Brian Bell(of Weezer) is the Master of Sass. Master of Sass comes from his cool attitude and style. The Master of Sass truly is Brian ..

Rachet

1. loud or out of line....may be used as crazy. 1.Son people these days stay gettin rachet. 2. Yo Mr.bucca be gettin real rachet.... 3...

Robjob

1. n)a sexual act performed by a male in which he uses one finger to stimulate a female's vaginal walls while licking around her clito..

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