Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kiskinov

1. Probably the greatest fighter in the world!!He is OUTSTANDING in kicking-retarded asses!!!He Likes to show to the Females where is the s..

Unihair

1. a person who only has one hair down there ;) (usually from guys named derek) derek has a brown unihair. See hair, brown, uni, derek..

Octopate

1. To octopate, octopation To latch on to a person in a long-lasting, unwanted hug. Something similar to a glomp, except an octopation usu..

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