Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Mooass

1. The unholy union of the words 'moo' and 'ass'. Moo comes from the meaning when you need to say something but cant th..

Jesoid

1. An abnoxious, often evangelical, Christian. I wish the damn jesoids would leave me alone! See christian, evangelical, jesus, christ, m..

Xzibitizm

1. Any line derived from the rapper Xzibit himself or the MTV show Pimp My Ride. Xzibitzms have been popularized by the YO DAWG internet me..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning