Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Playing Halo

1. 1. To hang outunder the pretense of playing a popular video game for the purpose of making out or having passionate, lascivioussex. 2. ..

Sleeping Partner

1. Someone with whom you go to sleep. Does not necessarily equate to sexual intimacy. J is my boyfriend, but A is my sleeping partner. Se..

Upetty Upetty

1. someone who is dressed really nice. "Look at Daniel, he's dressed all upetty upetty today." See snotty..

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