Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W.p.t.

1. white people's time - an event starting on time versus starting late. w.p.t. time versus c.p.t. which is colored people's tim..

N00b T00ber

1. A newbie playing in computer games who uses large explosive weapons. The lame n00b t00ber only has 6 frags. See Bob..

Plee

1. an irish bear who eats bananas on saturday morning omg he is plee and he eats bananas on saturday mornings See plee, pat, lee, cheese ..

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