Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

5 Dolla Footlong

1. 1. what you owe when you hook up with someone "Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 ..

Lmmrao

1. Laughin My Mixed Race Ass Of 1.Michael fell down da stairs 2.lmmrao 3.hes so clumsy See laughing, mixed, race, ass, of..

Take Advantage

1. An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi..

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