Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Tubbieass

1. When Tess eats soo much shes becomes fat and round with just a crack for the mouth were she eats..therefor looking like an ass! Tess yo..

Im Sleep

1. bragging about or speaking nonsense Floyd says: "Im a better Halo player than you. Michael says: "WHAT?!?...B@#ch, Im sleep...

Zititude

1. A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk sp..

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