Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Urbane

1. refined, well-polished in speech or manner Ted Kennedy is not exactly urbane. See refined, svelte, dapper, slovenly 2. 1)Urbane is a..

Doodage

1. An act of being different without being better The non-conformist principles spouted by those Goth kids were nothing more than doodage...

Easus Jesus

1. Slang name for E&J Whiskey "get me a bottle of easus jesus, dude" See synonyms, ej..

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