Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

1. The alphabet backwards. Foreward it is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Bryan: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba! Sam: Fag. Bryan: I know....... ..

Shtonk On

1. Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the..

'noid

1. Short for Tyhrranoid, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal character from planet Tyhrranosis. There are different sorts of it, from fun..

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