Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Cough To Get Off

1. old stoner expression, inhaling a ass load of smoke and holding it in cough to get off Inhaling as much weed smoke as humanly possibl..

Jurk

1. 1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day! 2. ..

Vanqshed

1. A totally radical and undeniably awesome teabagging bunch of mofos. The Vanqshed Villans are going to win the playoffs. See vanqshed, ..

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