Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Gweenie

1. An older woman, usually a grandmother or mother, who wears their teenage daughter's clothing in an attempt to look younger and reli..

Zero To Hitler

1. How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument. This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three po..

Cuie

1. 1. Misspelling of 'cutie'. 2. Someone who is cute. 3. Endearing pronoun for a significant other. "Hi Cuie!" *hugs..

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