Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Back Box

1. another word for the anal passage I was making love to my girlfriend the other night when I accidently went up the back box.She was not..

Babb-oon

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Ziggumbump

1. a cool dimwitt who has never eaten a carrot b4 Leigh is a ziggumbump..

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