Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Roflmgdmfao

1. Word meaning Roll on floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off. Cominly used when craking upon floor, about shit/piss your self ..

Instructiphobia.

1. Fear of Reading Instructions. If all else fails, Read the Instructions.Oh,I forgot you were afflicted with Instructiphobia. See read, ..

Hedgeclippers

1. similar to the scissors for females, this is where two men enlock legs and grind. "jesus christ. that was hideous. hedgeclippers? ..

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