Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Qb Sneak

1. When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD). Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2. See fart, foot..

Jj Scott

1. Crazy pants. I love you so much Its retarded. Holy sea monkey batman!!!! Its Jj scott See amazing, kind, gorgeous, great..

Doggie-style

1. when a man and women or man and man violently shove the dick in to the ass of the other chick or dude. hey there baby i love to do it d..

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