Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

4.3

1. This is the average mile per hour of cum shooting out of your penis. Also can be used to insult another person. Dude last night in that..

Jewcify

1. to get crucified but on a menorah not on a cross. Haha, because you made fun of jews they will jewcify you. See pain, torture, crucify..

Soggy Coggy

1. A used codom that you find somewhere it shouldnt be...like a school or on the side of a rode, in a childrens daycare center...neverland ..

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