Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zwei

1. The German word for two. Hey, I can count in German: eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf... See german, eins, swiss 2. The verbal word of t..

Libations

1. libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god. Papi: "What are you doing tonight?" Pete Dick: "The us..

Impromtu

1. This word means paybacks a bitch. And women NEVER forget. Never mess with a wolf ;) Man: What is the meaning of this impromtu meeting ..

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