Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vomaventilating

1. hyperventilatingand wanting to vomit, barf, and/or hurl. usually done while freaking out OMG NERD LOVE! i'm vomaventilating! Some..

Hinge End

1. A slang term used to describe your peredium. (see peredium) She sucked it to the hinge end..

Puntz

1. a variation of the word Cunts (Pieter): never come across such a puntz so intimidated by me See puntz, cunts 1. a variation of the w..

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