Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Dick Biter

1. pubic insects, usaully known as crabs crabs. I just fucked some ho last night, and now I think I got dickbiters. See anonymous 2...

Pumasexy

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Zaniac

1. Combination of zany and maniac. to do something so silly and out there only a maniac would attempt. "Did you see that Zaniac jump ..

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