Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nash Wednesdays

1. an internet tv show on youtube of some kids making fun of a poser who cant skate by filming themselves doing things like wiping their as..

Foro

1. fake oro,(gold) a word in spanglish Did you see homeboy over there wearing all that foro? See gold, spanglish, bling, fake..

Urban Gravy

1. The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose..

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