Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

You Be Tweekin

1. trippin on something or someone you be tweekin tryna mak it work- when you know it aint gone happen See tweek, tweekin, trippin, drawl..

German Soda Bomb

1. When someone shakes up a large carbonated beverage and puts it in his/ her rectum to unscrew it causing it to explode in their anus Dud..

Zitatron

1. a neck gator used to keep you warm in cold weather. While wearing one for a prolongedtime, you develop acne on your neck. Thus called ..

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