Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jimalack

1. splif or joint. used in greater castleknock area of north dublin!! here rab, you goin for a few jimalacks?? See splif, joint, doubie, ..

W.a.g.g.o.t

1. Wack Ass Gay God of Testicles Someone that is extremely homosexual. Beyond flamer, and usually a dick about it. Goddamn motherfucking..

Early Tech

1. A tactic used in Warcraft 3 footman frenzy games. The process invovles spending the 2000 gold you have to upgrade your soldiers as oppo..

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