Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Uesc

1. every person wants to be in this clan cause everyone there owns all :p i want to be in UESC pleeease..

Legal Smegol

1. Any super Jewlawyer who looks like Gollumfrom Lord of the Rings. The lawyer I got for my DUI was a total Legal Smegol jew troll. Gross..

Gravity Shit

1. When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it ..

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