Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jayed

1. the feeling of disapointment when you seagull a philip man i was jayed the philip loved it See philip, jay, seagulled, seagulling, sea..

Shats Weak

1. a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly track coach: how far did you throw the..

W00sh

1. A feeling that goes beyond happiness, bliss, ecstasy, nirvana, etc. Portia makes Austin feel w00sh. See w00sh, woosh, bliss, happiness..

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