Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kripo

1. The Criminal Investigation Department of Germany,called Kripo. He was arrested by the kripo last night in Berlin. See german, police, ..

Sign4sign

1. Exchanging photographs where you can see the maker of the photograph holding a little piece of paper with something written on it. Usual..

W3rk

1. The place you go in order to save up money to buy the sword that you plan to use to kill your boss. Only three more days of w3rk my fri..

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