Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Phlemdrip

1. the substance that creates a glue-like consistancy in the excreted portion of snot ejected from a cocain addict's nose. I was brin..

Nefarious

1. Wicked in the extreme, heinous The crimes he committed were nefarious in nature. 2. extremely wicked used to intensify the expressio..

Slonder

1. Something "gone wrong". Opposite to Wonder Man that dinner was such a slonder, I totally burnt the turkey. See slonder, wond..

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