Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kamille Go

1. n. A cute, short, pretty, sometimes annoying little female asian that has a really beautiful smile and runs into trees. "Hey, are ..

Throw Up A Deuce

1. to have to take a shit DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1 See deuce, throw, up, throw up a deuce, shit..

Smell Ya

1. good-bye; derived from the Nelsonian phrase "smell ya later" Smell ya! See jdm..

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