Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Fukr

1. Used to call someone a fucker when they're not worthy of you typing 6 characters. I'm so sick of that fukr Jean-Paul..

Beed

1. past tense of be i beed at the mall all day See panties 2. bitch + weed dude, your mom has been smoking some serious beed lately. ..

W00tah

1. an exclamatory word simalar to "hurray." Also the most kick-ass web-site in the history. I just got laid, w00tah! See kyle..

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