Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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1. sounds like a mix of bust and cum uhhh baby im gunna kust! See bust, cum, ejaculate, sex..

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Islamic Facemelt

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