Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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Kernaghan

1. adj. the act of literally poking someone in the sweet spot. I kernaghaned billy and he giggled. 2. 1. To douse oneself in the project..

Assrabbit

1. 1. Another term for asshole. 2. Crabs, when plural. 1. "You're such an assrabbit." 2. "That bitch has assrabbits...

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