Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zephret

1. A descriptive word to use when you have not understood what someone has just told you. "Want to meet me there, at the place you kn..

Ladonna

1. A beautiful, yet unique person. Very unpredictable, but always the life of the party. Has a likeable personality and easy to get along w..

Chocolate Cha-cha

1. Anal Sex, see also "Driving the Hershey Highway", "Riding the Dirt Trail", "Utilizing the Third Input", ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning