Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jew Fish

1. giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california ) Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish? See sea, food, tacos..

Lezburns

1. The hair that some lesbians comb down the side of their faces to make them look like sideburns. "Did you see Maria's new butc..

Jonasitis

1. It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music. OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis. See jonas brothers, kevin, joe, nick, jo..

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