Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vrunt

1. One cray z nigga. We ♥ vrunt. vrunt is forums superstar...

Zengo

1. a short fuck with a funky beard who talks to fucking much! TEE is so FUCKED because of Zengo!..

Deincarnate

1. To transport the soul of a lame brained sluggard back to an earlier more primitive point in time where he/she/it belongs. Muffy thought..

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