Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Uber-pwner

1. 1. The ultimate gaming style 2. used to describe one who makes others seem like incompetant monkeys 3. The best player around -=NYG=-Ps..

Shwigter

1. Any action, preformed when not wanting to do that action.Sort of like the nose game, but every one has to do something different than ev..

Hislop

1. Generally speaking, any kid who plays XBOX Live all day long and has little to no real friends. Also known to have sex with cats multipl..

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