Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Arya'd

1. 1. To have been decieved on a matter of little import. 2. To have been taken while vulnerable in a marginally sexual way. Specifically ..

Garglable

1. Someone (male) that is so hot you would be willing to gargle with his bodily fluids. Wow that dude is garglable! See drinkable, gargle..

The Gurgling Mary

1. While receiving an ever so wonderful blow job by a catholic school girl; right before you cum you shove your dick down her throat and le..

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