Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Deus Vult

1. God wills it (it is God's will). Something Michael Jackson says when he touches little boys. MJ: Take of those pants there sexy!..

Carbophobe

1. A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight. Ellen was such a carbophobe, s..

Oop Shit

1. When one tries to flatulate and defacates **grunt then farting noise** OOP SHIT! See shart, shit, fart, gamble and lose, poop, duke, ..

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