Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Comptonsate

1. To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge. Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d fo..

Zapped

1. to be in a situation of great misfortune Gabe: "I got AIDS man..." Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!" 2. tired, ex..

Oolong

1. A bunny with a pancake on its head. I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head...

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