Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nogget

1. a bump in your wrist someone broke my nogget See wrist, bone, bump, nogget, human..

Shabsolutely

1. Shabsolutely is basicly a "surfer" sounding word used to replace "absolutely" of course, giving it a little more piz..

O.t

1. Ottawa, Canada Canada's national capital also known as 613 canada's national capital is O.T See canada, north, ontario, 613..

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