Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Idj

1. Italian dinner jacket. A man's white sleeveless undershirt. Giorgio always wears an IDJ to the bar. 2. Short for "I don&apo..

Torpedoing The Glass-bottom Steam Boat

1. While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log to..

Omgot

1. As in Oh My Got, used as an exclamatory remark when u are pwning noobs or even in general speech. Omgot is also the name of an awesome ..

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