Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

On The Hip

1. As in making a phone call, calling a friend. "Hit me on the hip" ;)..

W.m.d.

1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..

Z Day

1. The morning when zombies will rise from the dead and feast on the flesh of the living... Kirk: Hear ye, hear ye, Z day appoaches... Rep..

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