Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Log Bomb

1. A last-resort attempt to win a debate with an Atheist. Stands for Lady of Guadalupe. Atheist: Oh, where would the proof of that be? Ch..

Xx Kingio Xx

1. A person who sits at the computer for 30 hours nonstop, drinks energy drinks, and pees in bottles. Wow, you are such an Xx kingio xx, y..

Veldspar

1. The most common ore type in the known world, Veldspar can be found most everywhere. It is still in constant supply as it holds a large p..

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