Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Quarter-wit

1. Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot. He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit. See moron, idio..

Homeless Man

1. Having doggy stlye inercourse with a woman while inserting a small cardboard box into her anus. OR Having sex in a public place in whi..

Jordy Mac'd

1. 1. The term for being so morts even digging a leaf cause's you to hit the deck 2. The prolonged bull riding of having sex with a f..

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