Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W8&c

1. Text-message shorthand for "wait and see." Can also be expressed as "w8nc" for phones without alpha keypads. Varian..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

Chuckle Chuckle

1. my laugh sound cows make chuckle chuckle went da cow!!!!!!!!!! See chuckle, cow, cows, laugh, moo, sounds, paper, laughing, moo moo..

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