Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kerscuffilified

1. To be in the state of confusion. I am all kerscuffilified. See kerscuffilified, dog, fat, face, mexican, beaner, doug..

Charge Yo Boi

1. A phrase referring to sexual intercourse between a man and woman. Also could refer to the act of charging yourself. Think of when you pl..

Z-rays

1. To catch some Zzz's(sleep) in the Rays(sun) Dude i was so hungover after that party last night i went home to catch some Z-Rays.....

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