Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

What A Life!!

1. say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you le..

Golden Blumpkin

1. Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin See blumpkin, golde..

Link Surfing

1. Traversing the Web by clicking links within web pages. This technique is often used on encyclopedia sites like Wikipedia. I spent thre..

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