Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Stn

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Ooh Ooh!

1. What guys holler at girls with big ol' butts. OOH OOH! Damn that girl has a big ol' butt!..

Bodyguard Dman

1. a gay bodyguard; one who feel he has to protect the weak and defenceless, the meaning of dman is gay. dan protecting vin, its bodyguar..

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