Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

One-hitter

1. A Sneak-a-tokers tool. A Fakie. A Bat. One-hizzle, pizzle, fakie, bat, one hitter, one, hitter, sneak-a-toke, where's the food at?,..

Yekhrem

1. doing the fuck (Arabic , dialect) Ali is yekhrem his wife because he is so horny See yekhrem, fuck, sex, vagina..

Vlamydia

1. A horrendous rash some woman aquire around their genital area due to having sexual intercourse in wooded areas. Anne-Marie got vlamydia..

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