Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

-sensei

1. Used with masters of any profession. Teachers, scholars, etc. Can be added to the end of a name (usually the surname), or simply 's..

Zvunkfed

1. To throw a sheet over someone's head and beat them wildly. Keith zvunkfed Tyler last year...

Nbg

1. An act or an item such as food that is Nasty But Good The toothless blow job was NBG See nasty shit 2. Need Before Greed We split t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning