Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Five-foot Balla

1. A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas ..

[glix]

1. slick, badass, (any word to describe cool) sunglasses damn.. those are some slick glix!! where'd you get 'em?? See sunglasse..

W.a.l.a.

1. Someone who has a an uncanny knack for attracting loosers; stands for "Wierdo And Looser Attraction" She's got W.A.L.A. ..

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