Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Smolan

1. Smokin' Hot "That's smolan." (in the voice of Paris Hilton) See hot, hawt, attractive, fun, bitchin'..

Ladybug

1. Small Red little Bugs with black spots, that eat Aphids and are very BEAUTIFUL.. 4--L(:|:)a(:|:)d(:|:) Y--0( :|:)b(:|:)u(:|:)G--8 &qu..

The Jury Is Still Out

1. an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached. hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean..

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