Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zhin

1. the act of being a badass see also, frood man, that guy just beat down 20 people! what a zhin! See badass, zhin, wimp, loser..

Love Attack

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Git-fiddle

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