Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Gydo

1. Get Your Donkey On! A common practice of getting fired up! It is time to Gydo! Let's Gydo! See donkey, cowboy up, struggle..

Bible-humping

1. The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper See fgalkin..

Afayk

1. Based on the root "word" AFAIK. AFAIK: As far as I know. AFAYK: As far as you know. Context: "Is the meeting still on ..

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