Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Bizwop

1. An exclamation realating to any sex that is especially kinky, crazy, or hot. Damn, son, that bitch last night was bizwop! See kinky, c..

Mylkhead

1. 1.) The name used to describe the art and design of Jeff Finley 2.) A follower of BOXOMYLK music 3.) A person who wears a milk jug on..

Nigit

1. A number less than to or equal to the total number of digits on both hands. You can not take off your socks as toes can not be included..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning