Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Obasian

1. an obese asian person Wow, that obasian ate his own dinner and my dinner! See obese, asian, chinese, fat, asia..

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1. a fish symbol <*((()>< shark <*((((((()>< eel or <*((^(((()>^< shark See josh..

Shenanarchy

1. A situation in which so many shenanigans are taking place that no one knows what is going on. The hotdog was tossed into the middle of ..

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