Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Armpit Fuck

1. When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrous..

Lrc

1. Acronym for "Learning Resource Center". A fancy-pants way of saying "library". You should be able to find all the ..

Cremation

1. To burn a corpse, a dead corpse that was a very lively cremation, i don't think the clowns soothed the widow. See burn, bodies, w..

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