Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lotionized

1. Someone or something that is covered in lotion and completely moisturized. "No Mom I can't answer the door, I just lotionized..

Effess

1. An expressive form of "FFS." This word sounds like "F This." See "FFS." "Effess... I can't do ..

Ghandi-rhea

1. When an girl from India gives you an STD or when an Indian girl is a skank. Yo, that hindu chick gave me ghandi-rhea. ..

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