Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W.o.w!

1. Wildly Overweight Women your mom's a W.O.W! {Obese woman walks by} W.O.W! See fatass, salad-dodger, jupiter, rolls..

18 And 1

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Gangerrhea

1. noun: a new term to describe someone who obessively smokes weed, or has a craving to smoke. Combines the words gange and gonorrhea. Man..

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