Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Blair Witch Style

1. To stand in a room facing the corner, suspiciously. Matt: I woke up the other day to find my brother standing quietly facing the corner..

Islob

1. A person with an iPod full of so much poorly labeled, disorganized music indiscriminately downloaded from friends'hard drives that ..

Fer' Serious

1. For serious;Serious; Seriously. Ususaly as a question. "Oh my gosh! Are you fer' serious?" or "Yeah g..

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