Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lift J

1. To bet a blow Job on a ski lift She was so good when she gave me that Lift J See bj, hj, zj, lift, ski..

Or I Shall Taunt You A Second Time

1. The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice. "Rahul stop p..

Excue E Moi S Vo Plai

1. This isn't in an ancient language... It is a derivitave of French, and would be understood as 'excuse me, if you please' ..

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