Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zaletal

1. Coke head washed up ex-jock "hey Double J, take me for granted cause i'm a Zaletal" 2. One who cannot read or speak th..

Throed

1. Something that is considered tight or simply bad ass. Chuck Norris is throed See fresh, tight, whack 2. The act of getting drunkas f..

Umb

1. untamable majestic beast That's not a Marine, that's a UMB. See unicorn, awesomeness, mythical creature, beast, andy 2. A ..

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