Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jeunj

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Rinko

1. It all started when this loser couldn't pronounce the words Rainbow Sprinkle. And he pronounced Rainble Sprinkow, thus a mixture of..

Iltechirate

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