Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Drowl

1. when you laugh so hard that you spit mountain dew out of your nose. haha. jenna is making me drowl. shes hiding n the closet calling he..

Hear, Hear

1. When somebody hears a person says a thing right spot on, to the point, the one they agree with. ... because nobody could call *that* De..

Obligacion

1. A Spanish way of spelling obligation. A persons duty given through law or demand. La employers' Obligacion a los empleados, en Der..

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