Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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1. In reference to someone's job that is considered to be the "good life" or they do very little for the amount they get pai..

Haiduken

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Hochai

1. A fun way to say "okay". It's a weirded version of h'okay. -Hey there, want to go get some pie? -Hochai. See oka..

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