Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Guerilla Mask

1. when someone falls asleep you shave your pubic hair and glue it to their face. dvarg fell asleep so nico gave him a guerilla mask. See..

Sheeyat

1. Pozzibly a bit WRONG, o juz lame "Hahahahah haff u heard diz nutzack chopetz?" "HAHAHAH TRU, mo dan a bit sheeyat"..

Pecker Peep

1. when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment I was changing in the l..

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