Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Thomas Hardy

1. author - have to write bloody essays on him the withered arm and other wessex tales - uch no See hiya 2. Hardy was a poet and noveli..

1 Lb

1. To have one pound of something. 1.Yo broa! I got a pound with me. 2.Hey how much the scale say?,1 lb?!! See 1 lb, 1, lb, pound, one, ..

Zucchini

1. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have ent..

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