Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Queefiness

1. Queefiness- When someone smells really bad. Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning. See queef, vagin..

Zezen

1. uber 1337 cs player who is so 1337 he can kill u with mind bullets and has super radioactive powers and is so great he can use the force..

Zulty

1. good looking, gorgeous. that guy in those tight pants looks zulty. See cherry..

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