Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Crouchman

1. A partially gay man-child'like humaniod. Primarily identifed by being approximately only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, ..

Witness1: Dude Look! Fob Mob!

See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat Witness2: FOB MOB! See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..

Merbs

1. usally a merbs is someone that is disliked and is very mooppy. a merbs could also be somthing that pisses you off Greg was playing outs..

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