Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ugly Bug Thang

1. One who looks like a bug with messed up teeth Did you see that Ugly Bug Thang? It was in my class!! See bug, ugly, ground, funny, real..

Skeetable

1. a very strong adjective, used to describe anything good. may be literal or figurative. can be interchanged with words such as: sexy, del..

Zesty Italian

1. Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked. Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the fi..

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