Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Xipher

1. A crazy skinny juggalo who smokes like a chimney and is very addicted to the internet. Also considers himself a bit of a hacker. WOW X..

Queerbaitis

1. someone who is "gay" or a "fag" without any doubt sup queerbaitis. See fag, queer, bitch, gay, dick 1. someone w..

Pooty Tang

1. pooty being vagina tang being the white discharge from it hence pooty tang See Beaner 2. 1.That guy who talks funny with Chris Rock a..

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