Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Heaping Piles

1. hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around. I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those..

Sharsty

1. Synonymous with shitty whilst among those who would take offense to the proper word. That's sharsty, man. See shitty, expletive, ..

Vertagoat

1. beastality lamer A lamer that can't stop playing with his beastality to organise a lan on his farm..

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