Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Oot It, Oogie

1. To get rid of. "Throw it or toss it fool"! Playing football...."I'm open...Oot it Oogie"! This milk is so..

Flinge

1. A vaginal mullet. An untrimmed beaver. Originates from the tongue twister "Fluffy Flange Fringe". After cooking in the nude t..

Upside Up

1. Refers to when a situation has returned to normal or there is a state of neutrality. (As opposed to upside down) Syn. : proper Did yo..

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