Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Dobodabo

1. meaning whats up or wazzz up!!!! hey man DoBoDaBo See hello, awesomeness, coolieo, ass, DoBoDaBo..

Hk69

1. Heckler and Koch manufactured grenade launcher. Extremely compact. I took out an army with my HK 69..

'tates

1. a male homosexual; can be used as a code word so that the homosexual in discussion doesn't know you are talking about him if he ove..

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