Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ldh

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Quinton Ayers

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Kanako Juice

1. a fucked up soft drink kanako juice sucks my ass See juice, slut, bitch, yukiko..

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