Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Gamer Day

1. from when you wake up to when you go to bed my gamer day is 3 of your days See gamer, day, games, mlg..

Zinbomb

1. jager shot dropped in white zinfindel and chugged james did the first zinbomb ever and loved it even more than life it self it is gods ..

Porcodio

1. italian blasphemy means pork god porcodio i have loosed all my money! See porcodio, pork, god, blasphemy, italian, italy..

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