Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ruined

1. Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge. "I'm soo fuckin ..

Plump Girlfriend

1. a plump scene girl with an emo/scene boyfriend. all take extream scene pictures of themselves and post them on myspace, all pictures l..

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

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