Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jb Out

1. i. to give an excuse so that you are not forced to leave your room and enter the outside world. ii. to claim that you can't go do ..

Losercore

1. Paul Donhauser "Mapquest.. That rhymes with Matt Pless!" See Trista..

You And Your Mama

1. Used to intensify an insult. Also can be used to add a sexual slant to any insult 1. SHUT UP! YOU AND YOUR MAMA! 2. Get a room! You a..

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