Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Dark Fantasy

1. A sub-genre or sub-type of Fantasy Novels that are usually darker in nature, and usually includes violence, and death. "As the sun..

Izzum

1. Pot, Marijuana, grass, The greenery Yo man, who gots the izzum for tonights festivities..

Black Cross

1. In Call of Duty, there is a mode called Prestige mode, on the Tenth Prestige, you gain a symbol, which is a golden cross. Black Crosses ..

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