Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Queermonster

1. someone being very queer, and monsterish look at shawns pink fluffy shirt, what a queermonster See queer, fag, monster, stupid, fluffy..

Curl One Out

1. The act of excreting. - I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out - Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick ho..

Nanni

1. (n) Vagina. Shortened version of the word punanni. Less vulgar connotation than other words such as cunt, pussy, beaver... Everybody mu..

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