Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yeah You Would

1. Used as a dis. Can also be used to tie in another dis like calling someone a fag or a dumbass because of their action. Dude 1: I went a..

Zweet

1. Sarcastic slang word made up in Kansas that means messed up Zweet, man, you are a skater! That sucks!..

Novincial

1. When someone does something that makes them look like a total novice, or idiot. that was the most novincial foul shot I've ever se..

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