Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Roger Wagnered

1. When one does something that is absolutly idiotic. When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do (a perso..

Lee Glass Wolf Bern Lobi Styne

1. The 6 horsemen of the apocolypse. Lee sold me this quad of chronic and Glass had to measure it out, Wolf on the other hand supplied the..

Liget

1. Legal, somethin not stolen somethin clean. Used in da dirty business often. DeJy:Yo how much is this ride?? Dave:15 G's DeJy:ni..

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