Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Uttered

1. To be in a state of retardedness. To be really messed up to be really drunk/high That 40 got me uttered. That car that just hit the ..

Illemonati

1. True fans of the band Lemon Demon. These people are typically found using the Lemon Demon forums, wiki, and chatroom. Plural of "il..

Untruable

1. N. pl. Untruables 1. Not True. 2. LIES Series of Words I made up to counter the word, LIES! <Eh^Sweet> LIES! <Eh^Tuxebux&g..

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