Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Interlingual

1. using two or more languages at the same time in speach/writing. My friends and I used to find ourselves using the Irish or French words ..

Loosegina

1. A Woman with a very loose vagina. Wow, Leonard, Your mom have a loosegina See loose, vagina, leonard, woman, mom..

Tewq

1. To wear masks in photos. I will forever tewq. See tewq, mask, wear..

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