Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Vagicore

1. A medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your vagina and use to clean the walls of your uteri..

Quickasode

1. Editing down a 1 hour television show into a 5 minute recap without losing any of the story line. I watched the quickasode of Damages ..

B.v.k

1. one seriously burned individual. (Burn Victim Kid) Did you see that bvk over there? He must have 3rd degree burns all over his body..

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