Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Travshamocery

1. Its a Travesty, a Sham, and a Mockery all combined to form a word to describe great wrongdoing. My roomate "cock blocked" rig..

Roboner

1. A roboner is a robot's boner. A boner belonging to a robot. Hey, that robot's got a boner. A roboner. See robot, roboner, ..

Qit

1. shorten term meaning someone is cute or has cuteness She is so qit! i have a qit girlfriend! See cute, pretty, funny, perfect, silly ..

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