Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Id-ass

1. one who is an idiot and an asshole at the same time. John - Hey bro, did you finish your science homework. Shahin - No i forgot! Aw fu..

Get Ya Grind On

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Backend Biking

1. when a girl is riding a motorcycle down a highway while a dude is fucking her in the ass. the boy looked out the car window to see back..

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