Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W/u

1. With You, I Would Never Break Up w/u Why Did Yu Break Up w/me? See with, me, you, break up..

Darkshner

1. Darkshner, Arnold.one of William Ferrells character's name in a comedy skit titled "Green Team". "Hi! I'm Arno..

Kovacs

1. a rather sexy but extremely dumbass man. gets hurt alot, but continues funneling mickeys and jumping off high places. crazy but cool ..

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