Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Pathecity

1. adj. the art of being pathetic word found in old english transcripts from a vault buried 50 feet in the ground under a London cobblesto..

Get Rythym

1. V. What you say to someone who has run out of money. Did you run out of money Ron? Ya. Get Rythym. See broke, ghetto, cash, johnny, ..

Letting The Hen Outta The Coop

1. Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yo..

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