Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

6.8

1. Gamespot's original score for Shenmue, which later became an in-joke on forums such as Gaming-Age. On a scale of 1-10, I give this..

Text Down

1. The technology equivalent of "talking down." The only difference is that it comes by way of a text message. In other words, it..

Jewabi

1. This word means litaly any noun,person, plac,or thing. Dude 1: Did you see that jewabi over there? Dude 2: Which Jewabi? See anything..

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