Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Koocat

1. Another name for pussy or coochie.Usually a nasty pussy or coochie. dude 1:You think Joes girlfriend is fine? dude2:Hell no!That bitch..

Yamfigged

1. when a pinky finger is unsupectedly inserted in the rectum she totaly yamfigged me while she was kneeling between my leggs licking my b..

Chareat

1. 1. To think of something as an impossibility. (Sounding like Chyeah-right) 2. Sweet! (Definition 1): Person #1: I made out with that..

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