Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kamineko

1. Literally, 'biting cat.' See Ding 2. The stereotypical Nazi moderator for a message board. Goddamnit, Kamineko! Why'd..

Ugly Monkey

1. An ugly person Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey! 2. When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and ..

Alabama Cottonfield

1. When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning