Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Hamus

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Simmer

1. to relax, chill out and take it easy. "Jessica, just needs to simmer." "I might just simmer at home tonight." &qu..

Metldown

1. The MALE version of the HISSY FIT.... Dude... You went into MELTDOWN when that chick spilled that bong water in your Dad's car.....

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