Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ellwood City, Pa.

1. worst place available filled with more teenage drama than you can imagine & tons of drugs. Hey, I live in that terrible town Ellwoo..

34 Zip

1. pronounced thirty-four zip slang for 3/4 of an ounce of narcotics, commonly marijuana 34 being the 3/4 and zip slang for the ounce i ..

Shibbyondown

1. Gettin Down with the shibby George messed with his cat, and got down with the shibby..

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