Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Kings View Academy

1. A private school in Halifax, Nova Scotia. "Which school do you go to?" "KVA, Kings View Academy, duh." See school..

Zone Alarm

1. A kick anus Firewall, that keeps the hackers away cos nobody wants hackers, eh gringo? Hacker: Ha ha, I am going to hack you! Ha ha Me..

Heywhatsupper

1. A person who uses an instant messaging client, but all they ever say is "hey, what's up?" or "sup" or something..

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