Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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Nose Orgasm

1. rubbing ones nose, getting faster and faster, until you sneeze he rubbed his nose so hard he had a nose orgasm See nose, orgasm, noseg..

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1. Lesbian. A euphamism. From the Eurovision Song Contest of 2007, when a laesbian act representing Serbia won the contest. "See that..

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