Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zoinga

1. A homosexual "move". I can't believe that dude was going zoinga on me. See zoinga, move, sick, homo, sex..

Quato

1. A very ugly baby (like Quato in the movie "Total Recall" Dang! that baby looked like Quato! See ugly 1. A very ugly baby (..

Zhar Bo

1. Zhar bo is the hokkien term for woman. Usually used by gangsters and so called "ah lians" and "ah bengs" and is more..

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