Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lucher

1. Similar to a moocher but only with sex Adam,"pedro! you stay out of this! you lucher!" See lucher, adam, moocher, whore, add..

[lorny]

1. 1. The combination of simultaneously being both being in love along with being horny with your partner. My girlfriend and I are so lorn..

Visc

1. pronounced (vish) The word vicious, shortened, used to describe something cool. descibe something done not someone. Dude that ollie 360..

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