Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Laidish

1. To come close to consumating a relationship with somebody, without actually closing the deal, i.e. to get to third base. Also spelled l..

Diana's Chap Stik

1. When you accidentally borrow your friend Diana's Chap Stik only to find out she has started performing fallatio on her Iranian boyf..

Iwaly

1. "I will always love you" Just so you know, Chad, IWALY. See iwaly, love, i, will, always, you 2. I Will Always Love You. ..

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