Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Injur-wii

1. An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii. "Man, I pulled a muscle bowling on the WII last night." "Talk about..

Badest

1. 1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word. 2)To misspell a non-existing word. "Woah, Jimmy! You almost..

Intellectual Whore

1. A guy (usually) with unrequited lust for a girl. The girl may keep him around for a number of reasons, including self aggrandizement, i..

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