Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Ropey

1. Someone who is not very good to look at - A little on the thin/ugly/haggered side *Billy is going out with Jane you know* *Jesus shes ..

Jubbleys

1. Bid Jugs! Did you see her man!, she had massive Jubbleys!..

Unparking

1. The act of undoing parking I am currently unparking myself from this seat See exit, leave, getup, move, flea..

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