Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Tgtbt

1. to good to be true 'i got tickets' 'seams tgtbt to me' (only realy used online) See Bob..

Mini Golf

1. 1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing. Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yester..

Osmose

1. to go through the physical process of osmosis. We waited patiently for our science project to osmose. See osmosis, diffusion..

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