Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Qlol

1. (verb) -- To quietly laugh out loud. It is most often used in places where one would need to be quiet or discreet about using online cha..

Zazoo

1. 1. a brand of condoms. 2. the noun form of 'jeffrey.' 1. Zazoo condoms--fun, sexy, safe! 2. Ugh, you're such a zazoo. ..

Boynie

1. I boy that you like but have no chance with. I think that that boynie at school is sooooo cute. See boy, cute, hot, nice, chance..

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