Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Bowdowsk

1. to inhale THC and reach a utopic state of mind Guy 1 "Hey what you up to?" Guy 2 "I'm bout to bounce to go bowdows..

Blond Moment

1. 1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have..

Yotfl

1. yelling on the floor, laughing We injected a retard with acid, and he suddenly began yotfl!!1 See yotfl, retard, laughter, gay, laughi..

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