Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?


1.

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap


82

Random Words:

1. place filled with bogarts. i went to ohio last week...totally bogartsville See bogart, ville, town, shady, selfish, lame, ohio..
1. To Chizel it or to have chizeled is to go excessively in depth about a subject when stoned "man jamie really chizeled it last nigh..
1. In case you were wondering. He went to the party ICYWW. See wondering, icyww, answer..