Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Poopshoot

1. a stupid word for the hole in an ass. Your mom takes it up the poopshoot See orange 2. The act of pooping into a girls anal hole or ..

Emovative

1. having a complex brain able to think of new inventions but at the same time being to lazy to do anything about it because they are emo ..

Ownateers

1. A group if owners in Essex England who own or hurt physically or emotionally and destroy poeples stuff. See riceo for more on the ownat..

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