Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Crumsting

1. when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging ahh i've got a massive crumsting See crum, sting, ring, ass, hole..

Archnemesis

1. Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy. Not to be confused w..

Massengil

1. 1. (n) A brand of feminine hygiene products, such as disposable douches. 2. (n) 6 oz. of mild vinegar and water, 4 units. 3. (n) A na..

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