Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lum-fao

1. The verbal pronounciation of LMFAO!!! copyrite by SARS.Got.Milk? nah im just kidding. LUM-FAO!!!1one I JUST PWN3D HIM!!! See Charles..

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Smiget

1. A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag "dude like at that Smiget he ..

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