Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Wut!!

1. a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat. amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!" See wu..

Brown Wing General

1. some one whom has 10 or more anal caps under their belts i just fucked my tenth ass today im now a brown wing general, my new aspiratio..

J'habite

1. french for: i live (in...) j'habite en france - i live in france See living..

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