Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yosco

1. The most bad-ass last name ever. From Italian decent. Anyone with this last name probably has connections to the mafia. "Dude.....

Dykes On Spikes

1. Female golfers or the LGPA tour Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game. 2. Softball players &quo..

Blatoes Potatoes

1. a saying to say BLATANTLY! or HELL YEH do u wanna go for a smoke? BLATOES POTATOES!..

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Velvet Log Edit Meaning