Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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Hollybell

1. The cute gal that always laughs. You're such a Hollybell, laughing at a hanger! See Holly..

Uniperson

1. A person who is also a unicorn. Or perhaps a person and a unicorn at the same time. Unipersons generally talk about jacking off. "..

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