Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zarnke

1. A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size. Dude this hot chick walked by me today and ..

Lecerfing

1. Setting up a syringe filled with heroin so that it injects you with heroin as you fuck a girl in the ass while double fisting forties. ..

Up For The Cup

1. an enquiry about the possibility of shenanigans with the opposite sex "excuse me my fair maiden, are you uo for the cup?"..

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