Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W00k

1. A very dirty hippie often smelling of patchouli and body odor. Wooks will almost always have natty dreadlocks and a full beard. They usu..

P-slap

1. To slap someone in the face with a penis. Similar to b-slap Fool stole my tot's! Ima have to p-slap them now See p-slap, b-slap,..

Emolument

1. A lady's clitoris. TIP, or GUSSET GRATUITY, or EXTRA EARNINGS, of significant size. (In its excited, swollen state, sometimes ref..

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