Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Coworker Crossfire

1. When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or th..

Kick Out

1. meaning 'fuck off' / 'piss off' / 'go away' etc kick out blud 2. to eject or dismiss someone Don'..

Lmbbao

1. Laughing My Big Black Ass Off That joke was so funny I spit up my coffee when I read it. LMBBAO! See lmao, lol, tee hee, ho ho..

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