Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Locastro

1. kid that is always called by his last name and dates older girls. LOCASTRO is Clarissa's best frannnn! See awesome, funny, smart,..

Eniac

1. a brief moment in life spent in bliss, subsequently awoken with life shattering realization I was safe in eniac before this all happene..

Drewett

1. usually a large ginner hoe. Not good with money, has no friends. Arse cheeks have a postal code each! .. usually follows a more specifi..

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