Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Knobetta

1. a female idiot or knob acts is a loser. said jokely, in loving terms to your close friends. unnless said with anger in your tone of voi..

[gunnie]

1. to vomit (generally alcohol related) "look out, he's going for a gunnie" See spew, vomit, blow chunks, throw up..

Etabrutsam

1. The word masturbate spelled backwads... often used to yell something obscene out in public areas without getting in trouble, or seeming ..

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