Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Heiny Goop Soup

1. diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup. Those baked beans loo..

Prodes

1. The Act of Poke/ing Someone Who is Under Age May i Prodes Yew? Yes -prodes- See poke, tanner, cannabis, poke smot, sleep 1. The Ac..

1. The coefficient of friction. A frictional force is equal to µ multiplied by the normal reactive force...

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