Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zeidy

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Pokelish

1. Pokelish is a funny word I made up with my friends. It's when people poke you in the sides and you begin to laugh. Hence the two wo..

Chaooo

1. this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is. "CHaoooo..

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