Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Root Juice

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Olbye

1. A salutation typically used in online chat - a portmanteau (fusing) of the words lol and bye. A: ttyl - i've got stop chatting bef..

Rell

1. Really enjoying loving life. Really happy with how u are or just simply living your life to the max, so much so that you will be rellin..

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Velvet Log Edit Meaning