Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Khattam-shud

1. finished completely over with; done for I dumped my girlfriend (boyfriend), she's khattam-shud. See finished, complete, over..

Despingation

1. All fucked up. Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation! See JESUS..

Out Of Sane

1. Between Out-of-Control and Insane. Wow, her outfit was out of sane, what was she thinking. See crazy, abnormal, insane, looney, fruity..

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