Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W'ever

1. A conjunction of the words "what" and "ever" Normally used when you disagree with someone. Whatcha need? Going to..

Your Ruse

1. Something that is not appreciated. Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am. Customer: I beg your pardon? Randal: Your r..

Jimson Brewed Tea

1. Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed. Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea. Se..

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