Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Infix

1. A rare subdivision of the English language and cousin to both the prefixand suffix. The key difference is such that an infix goes in the..

W.a.f

1. =welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw ..

Floating Crap Game

1. A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s. It's the..

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