Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Man Skiing

1. when you have a naked guy on each side of you and you are simultaneously jacking both of them off it gives the appearence that you are s..

Quinn

1. a straight-up gangsta playa born and raised for life. Homie, you get almost as much play as quinn! word. See gangsta, playa, quinny, w..

Chough

1. The common name of Pyrrhocorax, a genus of European blackbirds related to crows. There are two species of chough, the Alphine Chough and..

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