Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

Vantaloomin

1. (noun); One who is sneaky. One who walks in shadows. Ruako Vantaloomin; Shadow Dancer..

Pooshie

1. Slang for the act of engaging in intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. "Oh man, last night.. and my girlfriend had some SE..

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