Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Who Baby Dat?

1. a phrase used to express confusion origins: young african american women "who baby dat?"(said in sassy tone while trying to ..

Chang Wizzle

1. to be raped by a crowd of horny asians in that country i was chang wizzled! See chang, wizzled, done, help, pimp..

655321

1. is the number of prisoner alex in clockwork orange you are now 655321 and it is your duty to memorize that number. See suckup..

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