Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zomgerofl

1. Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre. "You just shat your pants?..

Y R U

1. a question to the nature of ones doing; why are you oXLauren28Xo: y r u being mean..

U.a.h

1. The abbreviation for UGLY AS HELL. Geodes can be very U.A.H inside. See ugly, fugly, nasty..

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