Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Spankavision

1. rent a porn movies on hotel networks good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision See mark..

Timothy Treadwell

1. Born Timothy Dexter. Classicnarcissist. Reformed alcoholicand drug addict, might not have entirely straightened out. Claimed, without ..

Horizontally Inclined

1. The politically correct way to that someone is fat. Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Velvet Log Edit Meaning