Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yahp

1. As in yes oe yeah Do I look good yahp u do girl. See yes, yeah, alright, yea, absolutely 2. As in yes oe yeah Do I look good yahp y..

Klap Trap

1. 1st mate of the kremling co. in donkey kong country. jump on it's back to kill it. Look It's Klap Trap 2. An infamous LUEse..

Right To Life

1. Basically being against abortions. More specifically a misplaced idealism pushed by Republicans with the idea that anything that can bec..

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