Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lovoke

1. A combination of Love and Loke (a combination of Love and Like). Thus, it is more than Loke, and less than Love. After 4 months of dat..

Turnkey Solution

1. All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate.... In oth..

Enderjrd

1. TWW user. Responds poorly to threads. Pwnt by Ducksauce See dumbass Did you see that dumbass on TWW? Who? EnderJRD? See Andrew..

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