Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Neelkumar

1. 1. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed 2. Genius \Abbreviated as "Neel" \Also known as "El Neelio Magnifico&..

Unvirginized

1. cherry has been popped, no longer a virgin. no longer innocent, not sweet & proper. damn, that girl on the corner is extremely unv..

1. this is a move that is triggered by teh following: 1:yellow 2:mocking 3:MANNAREA 4:LUKAREA 5:MOROT 6:Clearness 7:Mustard 8:chine..

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