Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Be Arby

1. be right back "brb" hey c.mo, it's b.po... i'll be arby!..

Xlape

1. Pronounced "Zlaype" (as in rape) For background information, see "Xlap". A "Xlape" is the action of &quo..

Evacufart

1. A real stinker! A room clearing fart Johnny let an evacufart go and everyone headed for the hills! See fart..

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