Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zi Germans

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Assears

1. an ass by it self, with ears on ears on it. Hey man youv got assears. See ass, ears, assears, meat, deer..

Zumbeh

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