Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Verginer

1. A female vagina (unlike all those male vaginas) 'Man, dat bitch's got a stank ass verginer' See Octagon..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Creamy Goodness

1. a normal looking reporter with a goofy name. thanks Creamy!..

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