Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zombafuck

1. When a bitch kills you and you come back from the dead and fuck her for vengeance. I zombafucked Jessica Alba after she shot me for ref..

Zander Levit

1. A boy from Gladwynne PA, that feels compelled to be the role of everyone's second mom. Particularly Ian Plotnick and Eli Weiner. ..

Smack-dammit

1. When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something. That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit! See dammi..

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