Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Yessar

1. hell yess, fuch ya, and YES! see yesir zacharia : am i cool?? morice : yessar! See yesir, yes, hella, yesh, yesss..

Fagofile

1. someone who is not gay but loves faggots its a paradox john: yo who is dat? G money: Oh dun mind him he a fagofile..

Requenching

1. Thirst quenching and refreshing at the same time. The sweaty movers replied as they drank ice cold lemon flavored seltzer water on a br..

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