Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

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1. one who commits the smashing of anal extremities. Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher. See fag, chonce, ass pirate, rectum ranger..

Rugby Ball

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Chastizing

1. A person who anoise the fuck out of you. Damn my girlfriend is a chastizing bitch. See josh..

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