Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nipper Boppers

1. slang word for breasts. What do you think you're doing, staring at my nipper boppers all the time?! See boobs, breasts, nipples, ..

Grey Squirrel

1. Sciurus carolinensis, known in North America as the eastern grey (they write "gray") squirrel. It was introduced into Britai..

Unyou

1. To kill a specific person. The assassin's job was to unyou John. See kill, assassinate, murder, eliminate..

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