Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Mufftard

1. A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner. Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard" See retard, retarded, muff, vagina, ..

Cuntry Grammer

1. 1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences. 2. when a person starts talking l..

Hezeus

1. What Jesus sounds like in a carribian or hispanic dialect. The cab driver's name is jesus, but he pronounces it hezeus...

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