Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lolattack

1. When somebody spams using lots of continuous lol's. Guy #1: i just spilled coke all over my keyboard! Guy #2: lololololololololol..

Anal Spew

1. to excrete from the anus in such a manner that it is somewhat like spewing i just had a huge anal spew..

Ovarymotion

1. any random mental/emotional/physical occurence that only occurs in women. always without any external stimulus to cause it, does not wor..

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