Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Amendelari

1. The last name a redheaded Irishman uses to claim he is of Italian decent. When he is obviously NOT! My ancestors last name was Amendela..

Moma

1. museum of modern art hey, let's do the moma. 2. the way a retarded person says "momma" ... pronounced - MOE-ma, with a..

Rendevous

1. A meeting place for some important dating We are going to meet your friend from oversea, may I know where is the rendevous?..

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