Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Nescomer

1. 1. A Student who attends the New England School of Communications (Nescom). 2. A student who lives on the Husson campus, who doesn&apos..

Thizz-fuckin

1. poppin like a whole hand full of candy (thizzles) and finding a girl rollin jus as hard as you n fuckin her for hours till you realize y..

Quality Cucumber

1. someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber' That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber..

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