Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Jez-it

1. a slang term for a communion wafer check the date on that lord....i think the lord's a little stale. See danny..

Vinyl Siding

1. n When a man applies semen to the torso of himself or others for the purpose of providing a protective layer once the semen has dried. ..

Uniurnal

1. Awake or active during all 24 hours of the day, as opposed to nocturnal or diurnal. "That guy never gets any sleep, it's like..

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