Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Infintesticle

1. A statistical probability percieved to be large at birth which shrinks over time. The chance of becoming (Idol Contestant) Adam Lambert..

So Straight

1. when a certain event or person,is seen as a enjoyable or relaxing, opposite of sketchy ex. 1- Yo smokin on that beach was so straight ..

Johnny Smalls

1. (noun) A hand rolled cigarette containing tobacco and marijuana, a Johnny Smalls is essentially a spliff rolled with a normal sized Rizl..

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