Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

East Fairmont, Wv

1. a smelly part of town om the east side of Fairmont West Virgin. East Fairmont High School was built a mountain of trash and sports team..

Lmmfao

1. Laugh My Mother Fucking Ass Off - Normally used online when one laughs so hard s/he has to use acronyms... Associated with lmao and rofl..

Titti-tuggers

1. Another word for a womans bra. Damn woman i dont wanna see that get yo titti-tuggers back on! See tits, titti, tit, titti-tuggers, gir..

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