Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zookkake

1. An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face. That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake. See animal, bukkake..

Schwasted On Life

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Fromper

1. Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites the bubbles. David is a fromper. He loves the taste of those butt-bubbles. See fart,..

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