Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Princesz

1. da' princesz of L.A. (= shiiet..look at princesz. damn she soOo fly (= 1. da' princesz of L.A. (= shiiet..look at princesz..

Nwatfp

1. NWATFP abbr., adj. 1. Not With A Ten Foot Pole. 2. Synonymous to: appalling, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, frightful..

A Mike

1. A white guy with a out of control curly fro. I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike. See Lola ..

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