Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Karole

1. A person who tries to be Miss Know-It-All. Prides herself in finding a solution to a problem before anyone else, or spitting out inform..

Fuck-ass-koala

1. n.fuk ass ko-ah-lah A term used to describe a fucking koala bear who talks shit. Ex1: person1)Look at that shmoe over yander. person2)..

Nyjah

1. A word to refer to your homies as "Yo what up nyjah?" "Fuck yeah nyjah" See nyjah, homie, homeboy, nigga, nyjah..

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