Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

More Hardcore Than Porno-flick Bitches

1. so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-f..

Enamoured

1. ENAMOURED (UK), ENAMORED (US) adjective after verb FORMAL 1. To be in love with 2. Liking a lot 1. I cannot stop thinking of Donato..

Chookas

1. Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg". Actors, this is your 5 mi..

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