Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Dudley Dort

1. the blackest person ever god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down See john..

Out Like Trout

1. Leaving quickly, as if in a hurry or because of an awkward situation. Baller, when I got crunkat the party last night, I got in a figh..

Garbage Pants

1. a person not aware of culturally accepted pantswear and culturally accepted cleaniness. wearer of pants usually made out of any or a mix..

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