Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

Minge-singe

1. A burning sensation you get after sex. Caused by female genitalia. Nah man the sex was good just afterwards i had minge-singe. See afr..

Utes

1. 1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports 2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who..

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