Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Munfty

1. a word i use to descibe something in a message to nub. do not munfty the wings! See Amy..

Chewy Blunt

1. a blunt with cocaine in it me and my friend smoked a chewy blunt See chewy, chewie, blunt, chewy blunt..

Fongong

1. A gong, but more fun. And pronounced like a japanese dude...hence fon. :) Hit my fongong! Go on, it's fon!..

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