Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Lover Boy

1. 1) a guy you are intimate with 2) a guy who you like 3) a guy that thinks you like him and stalks you all the time 1) Hey, Lover Boy!..

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

Not-too-distant Future

1. No more than ten years from now. Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future! See not, too, distant, future, ..

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