Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

I'm Buzzing

1. filled with psychedelic energy. Devin: sup magz Maggie: just blazin. Devin: yeah, you've been hittin the bowl pretty hard Mag..

Lethal Shower Dancing

1. Lethal Shower Dancing aka LSD is when you are taking a shower and you bust out outlandish dance moves. Paul woke up super early so he c..

Flaptrap

1. person who is desperate to get laid She's a flaptrap on pay day. See whore, bitch, ho, stripper, slapper, tree..

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