Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Conterfeit Latte

1. A gimmick from an advertisement on the radio. Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you. 2. a latte that italians made by pissing i..

Counterintuitive

1. 1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect 2) weird 3) f***ed up 4) my favorite word oh, its the opposite of what I thoug..

Jocq

1. to screw with someone or their personal belonging's. in the word jocq the q is silent so it is pernounced jock but spelled differe..

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