Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Zelifcam

1. Zelifcam began when the bots started coming into Macfilez and TOS'ing people hosting mass mails. Zelifcam saw the beginings of pub..

Ambulating

1. 1)Distance travelled too a feeding ground. 2)Walk about 3)Walking is the main form of animal locomotion on land, distinguished from r..

Cauck

1. a dude with a chicken head why is he bobing like that thats because he is a cauck See chicken, rooster..

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