Velvet Log

What is Velvet Log?

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

See log, turd, shit, dump, crap

Uhnt

1. To diss, burn, laugh at, etc. :: I met this incredibly hot girl the other day, but she like totally blew me off... :: Uhnt!..

Girah

1. pl. girahs a unit of time defined as 3.5 days or one half week. I havent had sex in almost 5 girahs. See etc..

Vanessa Abrahms

1. A character on the tv series, Gossip Girl. Totally pointless, and one of the most-hated characters. Hails from Brooklyn, and is known f..

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