What is Velvet Stretch?
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
My sister gave me a velvet stretch.
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A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
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When you get muffed in your titties
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