What is Velvet Stretch?
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
My sister gave me a velvet stretch.
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a weasel that finds sanctuary in large arses
"oh man! i think i have an arseweasel!"
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To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.
I just made a huge..