Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

Mashing Guts

1. Having rough sex. Oh man I was mashing guts from behind last night. See sex, fucking, beating guts..

Shnogbogger

1. Someone that does something insanely goofy or hilarious. A person that says a completely ridiculous statement during a game of Call of ..

Iwfrn

1. It stands for I wanna fuck right now! Is a more desperate level than IWF. Girl, I can't hold it no more... IWFRN!..

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