Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Moral Incontinence

1. n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influen..

Vag Pulp

1. The loose vaginal particles floating about in a bottle of menstrual fluid that is about to be consumed. Unlike my taste in orange juice..

Leest

1. the antonym for leet; very un-leet Extreme ineptitude in the field of computing Your idiot roommate got booted on Halo and tried to r..

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