Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Oopsie Poopsie

1. This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and ou..

B&n

1. Barnes and Noble, A book store in which mo' urban dictionaryis sold which is awesome I just go 'mo urban dictionary from b&am..

Lesbonim

1. A dirty, dirty lesbian. An offensive way to describe someone (female) who is of the lesbian persuasion. Man that Louise is such a lesbo..

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