Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Needlessly Complex

1. The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required. The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and tw..

Fossildick

1. 1. Used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them. Do you see tha..

Zerek

1. Usually said after something dirty, for emphasis. Girl: And then she was like *blah blah blah* Boy: Shut your mouth before I put my di..

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