Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Vacuum Fart

1. the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart Hey listen to my vacuum fart See vacuum, suck, papasmurf, ..

Zwanzerij

1. A Dutch word meaning a load of nonsense or bullcrap told in a convincing tone. Inserious conversation. "Last year when we went to ..

Ewag

1. Estimated Wild Ass Guess. Used in the military. Similar to FUBAR me: i'm logged into gmail 50 hours a week... Cindy: it records..

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