Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

Shitsmear

1. An asshole or a shit stain in the underpants. That stupid shitsmear hick has a shitsmear the size of fuckin I-25! I can see it through ..

Evghenia

1. a pretty girl who screams beauty and is super smart i wish i was like evghenia See pretty, girl, beauty, smart..

Guanoe

1. A small creature that lives under beds. They stand about a foot tall, have long pointed ears, and eyes that glow in the dark. They fight..

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