Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Fecal Bandit

1. One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his fec..

Bonary Scale

1. A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, ..

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