Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Monkey Fisted

1. to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms. jeff: did you see him k.o that dude? moe: that monkey fisted bitc..

Colon Magma

1. Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump. "Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!&q..

W-hibbely Bibbely

1. African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry. Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..

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