Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

45 Degree

1. A 45 degree is when a guy is masturbating really fast and he accidently jerks it the wrong way too far and it snaps. Oh snap!!! Call th..

Shorvyborger

1. A guy who resembles a 1/4 pounder cheese burger. 'OMG! It's Shervy the burger man!' 'Let's go eat him.' ..

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