Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Yarrrrrrrrrrrr

1. indeed or for sure/usually spoken by sea captains yarrrr..

Zestways

1. 1. When cops come to break up a party everyone runs zestways. 2. When someone ses to be every where at once, they're goin zestways..

Nino

1. A name for an Italian guy, or a name that guys named Antonio like to be called for short. Guy: Hey Antonio! Antonio: That's not m..

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Velvet Tardis Edit Meaning