Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

Bottylicious

1. beautyful,bountyful,bouncyful See Michelle..

Shitsickles

1. If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid..

Randomismness

1. Randomismness is used to describe people who don't post for any particular reason on forums. Also known as spam but this is not ass..

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