Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Alaskan Spear-thrower

1. this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis in..

8282

1. Korean text message slang for Hurry Up. This is because saying the numbers 8 2 8 2 in Hangul (the Korean Language, tard) sound almost id..

Ovary-acting

1. A womans tendency to over react to everything. Calm down Jill, you're ovary-acting. See ovary, girl, woman, over, reaction..

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