Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Unglam

1. 'Unglamorous', looking like crap; unkempt (Usually used to describe dressing and overall appearance.) Tom looked so unglam t..

W@k

1. A word yelled by a noob as they own another noob, usually in an online game. Person 1: hehehe... Person 2: What the fuck are you doing..

Deedle

1. When a male is finished urinating, he must deedle. To deedle is to ONLY shake, tap penis no more then two times to ensure all urine is ..

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Velvet Tardis Edit Meaning