Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

Barbage

1. The empties that you throw away on the sly so that your wife/girlfriend doesn't figure out how much of a drunk you really are. I t..

Zomby Woof

1. 1.One who listens religiously or semi-religiously to Frank Zappa. Comes from the Mothers of Invention song, Zomby Woof. 2. One who take..

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