Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Fucked Red

1. A reference to having sex with a woman who is experiencing her period. Red refers to the blood secreted. Guy 1: "I thought you cou..

Trolling For Vampires

1. When a girl is on her period, she is trolling for vampires. Synonym: Riding the cotton donkey. "You going downtown?" "..

Veg Head

1. One who does not consume meat. AKA a vegetarian "Woah man you don't eat meat!?!" "Yah.. I'm a veg head"..

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