Velvet Tardis

What is Velvet Tardis?

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

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Rare Storm

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Vodka Pussy

1. The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex. "Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we..

Satan's Egg Nog

1. Just another synonym for semen. "I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog." ..

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