Velvet Uncle

What is Velvet Uncle?


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Bang a girl doggy style, while hold her hair with one hand. Pull out and cum on your free hand, pull her hair and slick it back with your man goo.

That slutty girl I met at the OTB, I gave her a nasty velvet uncle then kicked her out.

See sex, funny, slut, fuck, pussy


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