Velvet Uncle

What is Velvet Uncle?

Bang a girl doggy style, while hold her hair with one hand. Pull out and cum on your free hand, pull her hair and slick it back with your man goo.

That slutty girl I met at the OTB, I gave her a nasty velvet uncle then kicked her out.

See sex, funny, slut, fuck, pussy

Jagerfail

1. A fail achieved whilst intoxicated on Jagermeister He was dancing last night.. Jagerfail See jager, jagermeister, fail, mistake, fool..

Otters Trotters

1. A good old Bristol saying of a pair of fucked up feet or hands she was alright........ i was gonna suck er toe but..... she had a set..

Keeton

1. The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be. hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton. See lazy, worthless, slo..

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