What is Velveteen Muff?
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An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.
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