Velvet-taco Edit Meaning

1. When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta p..

1. 'Yesessarily' is essentially a contraction (sans the ugly and very un-aesthetic apostrophe aka flying banana) of 'yes&apo..

1. A blowjob shortly after the giver has applied Burt's Bees lip balm thereby creating a tingly/burning sensation on the receiver&apos..