What is Vending Machine Whore?


1.

Whores that are stacked in vending machines. On their thong it says how much they cost under "size" to confuse cops.

Girls who buy their food out of vending machines. Filthy whores.

Billy: Hey Joe, let's go get us a whore

Joe: YEAH!

Billy: How about this one?

Joe: What does the size say?

Billy: FREE!

Hannah's a vending machine whore

See whore, whores, cops, thongs, silly


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