Venezuelan Fly Trap

What is Venezuelan Fly Trap?


1.

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:

1. Open box carefully.

2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.

3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.

4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.

5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.

"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"

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