Venitis

What is Venitis?


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(stems from the Spanish word, "vener," which, literally translated, means "to come."

a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.

Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."

Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."

See freudian slips


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