Venti Edit Meaning

1.

From the Itaian word "venti" meaning "twenty." A Starbuck's twenty ounce coffee drink is known as a venti.

"A venti latte, please."

See venti, twenty, latte, coffee

2.

A Starbonics word that means 20. Referring to the pint sized coffee flavored milk beverages they sell.

Ms Creosote: "I will have a quad venti non-fat latte with 8 shots of mocca, 4 shots of vanilla, all mixed up in a bucket, with a double serving of whipped cream on top."

Barista: "Would you like a wafer-thin mint with that order?"

See pint, coffee flavored milk, starbucks, obese

3.

A term used to describe an extremely large poop.

After thanksgiving dinner one says, "wow Grandma, I gotta take a venti."

See venti, poop, shit, crap, large, huge

4.

A fictional word that starbucks created to call its largest size of coffee. For all anyone knows it could really mean "goose vomit" or "flatulent penguins"

"I'm going to order a large coffee that costs twice as much as any other large coffee, and feel good about it because calling it venti makes me look smart"

5.

Man in need of another man

Juice really needs a Venti to keep his spirits up.

See venti, man, juice, spirits, up

6.

A wacked metrosexual. A narcassistic male. Not quite gay or hetro. Likes to play as a baby in bed. A real sicko that looks okay on the outside and has superficial charm, but probably has silicon breasts and lip liner in his pockets. Also can be a old fart who thinks he's a youngster. A fake. A con. An idiot with grandiose self-worth.

You see that dude with that skeet sheet, Sherri? She's sucking a venti right there.

Don't go out with that old fart! You'll end up swallowing a venti!

See fake, sick, sociopath, liar, old fart, a-sexual, vain, fool