Ventrilofarting

What is Ventrilofarting?


1.

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"

Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"

Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"

Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"

Bob: "Must have been the dog."

Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

See farting


75

Random Words:

1. When bad mechanics, usually greasy italian guys, rev the shit out of your engine to try to fix a problem. Usually results in more damage..
1. while making out with a girl hold her extremely close, nearly in a head-lock to make sure any interested Jamaicans know to keep their di..
1. When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the ..