What is Ventrilofarting?
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Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
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