Ventrilofarting

What is Ventrilofarting?

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"

Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"

Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"

Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"

Bob: "Must have been the dog."

Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

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