Verbal Card

What is Verbal Card?


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A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.

Tom- Here's your present Sara!!

Sara- um thanks, is there a card?

Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!

I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!

Tom- Anything for you my love!

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