Verbal Curfew

What is Verbal Curfew?

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When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.

Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.

See curfew, verbal, phone, telephone, cell phone
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