What is Verbal Diarrhea?
1.
A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.
Don't get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
2.
A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.
Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples
"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."
"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>
<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"
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3.
1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.
2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.
Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.
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4.
a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening
WOW your hair looks like a lion's mane. Oops I do suffer from verbal diarrhea.
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5.
the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny
I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this
Christmas ". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of everyRush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!
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6.
uncontrollable crap that people say
Can you believe that idiot keeps talking. He suffers from verbal diarrhea!
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7.
When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit
Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.