Verbal Handjob

What is Verbal Handjob?


1.

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

See compliment, hail

2.

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

See speech, management, ceo


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