Verbal Masterbation

What is Verbal Masterbation?

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

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Jimjams

1. Performance anxiety or stage fright "So I just stopped and told the audience what was happening, adjusted the peg and started agai..

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