Verbal Masterbation

What is Verbal Masterbation?

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

Blonderexia

1. Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/light..

Quirp

1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face. 1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face...

Debubler

1. A penis or weiner; usually oversized "Hey John! I want a warm debubler up my butthole!" See weiner, debubler, giant, poop, D..

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