What is Verbally Masterbating?
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When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker
blah blah blah "
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
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to get frisky with the opposite sex.
Jay Reno is such a hunk, I wanna ruffle his feathers...
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showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latt..
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The best person ever in the world ever and you all wanna be her
'i wish i was nicole turner!!'
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