What is Verbally Masturbate?
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(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.
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Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
Man, Emily should get a job. She's been text massageing me every 2 min..
