Verbally Masturbate

What is Verbally Masturbate?


1.

(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people

Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.


69

Random Words:

1. The only reason to live. ex: I only live for the Zeiphor. See awesome, love, epiphany, life, reason, Zeiphor..
1. The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet,..
1. The state of being that Mark Wilsons® hair is in first thing every morning. Wow dog, your head looks like a vagina melt™ today!!!! See..