What is Verbally Masturbate?
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(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
Dan couldn't stop verbally masturbating to Incubus; he even asked me what "A Certain Shade of Green" was about, despite knowing for a fact that I had never heard the song.
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The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare.....
