What is Verbatim Fan?
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the guy or girl at the concert who (annoyingly) knows every single word to every single song and feels the absolute NEED to sing out loud the entire time.
the verbatim fan will most likely ruin the concert for all who surround them.
the verbatim fan usually sings out of key with his or her eyes closed the entire time because they really "feel" the music and emotions which inspired such lyrics.
verbatim fans are known to cry during the "sad songs".
oh great! out of the 15,000 seats here, we need to get stuck next to the god damned verbatim fan! well, at least we know there's someone here to cover for lead singer in case he gets stuck by lightning.
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