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When a girl is giving you head right before you cum you take your dick out of her mouth put it in her eye and blast away.
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after you take a shit, you take a q-tip and rub one end in shit, while someone is sleeping you bury the q-tip inside their ear, result..
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Destruction of one's lungs when braught to a low pressure from a high pressure with in seconds. This can be performed in a hyperbar..
