Verizon Edit Meaning

1.

A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.

The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.

"Verizon -- we'll never stop working againstyou."

"Your privacy is never safe with Verizon."

See verizon, at&t, privacy, patriot act

2.

When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now?

I gave that bitch a verizon

3.

A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.

*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"

"(profanity)..."

See verizon, comcast, cell phone, communications, rip off

4.

A cell phone service provider that claims to have signal nearly everywhere. However, there is no signal in vaginas. (Seriously, if you don't believe me, try it!)

person 1: Okay I'm calling you!

person 2: You are?

person 1: Yeah, it's not ringing?

person 2: ...Nope. Dang Verizon.

See verizon, t-mobile, call, service, static, no service, vagina

5.

A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costswho isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over.

Can you hear me now?

HUH?

Can you hear me now?

HUH?

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

HELLO I CANT HEAR A THING BUT STATIC.

OH MY GOD my cell phone bill is outrageous. i cant afford this.

6.

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"

This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.

Friend on phone: hey mike

you: what?

Friend on phone: hey mike

you: what?

Friend on phone: hey mike

you: what?

Friend on phone: hey mike

you: what?

you: just call me on your t-mobile

friend on phone: What?

See crappy, unreliable, what?

7.

A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?

Can you hear me now? Good.

Verizon

See can, you, hear, me, now, whatserface