What is Vermonster?
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A creature often referred to as the "Rack' em" which can only be seen at night after hours of binge drinking. Some of the common habits include rambling off of strange one liners, sleep walking and climbing in bed with other males. Excessive use of racial slurs and always has a dip in his mouth. It is common knowledge that all Vermonsters only like 50% of black negros.
Brad:Dude did you see how wasted Chris was last night?
Justin: Yeah he drank like three forty's and turned into a VERMONSTER.
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20 scoops of ice cream, 10 scoops of walnuts, 4 ladles of hot fudge, 4 bananas, 3 chocolate chip cookies, 2 scoops of 4 toppings, 1 giant fudge brownie and whipped cream. Purchase this at Ben and Jerry's.
Dude we went to Ben and Jerry's and got a vermonster. We (4) ate it in less than 10 minutes and got our picture taken and hung up on the wall.
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The penis of a man from Vermont. It is usually incredible huge and white.
Vermont man: Hey baby, check out my package.
Woman: Wow! That's a vermonster!
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a sandwich at Purple Knights Pizza in Colchester,VT. The sandwich is made of foccacia bread, turkey, cheddar cheese, apples and cranberry mayonnaise.
"can i have a vermonster with bacon please?"
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