What is Vermont Paint Job?
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a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
Random Words:
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When someone excretes fecal matter upon a partners chest for pleasure.
I gave this chick a bronze medal last night!
See poop, rectal, ..
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an extremley attractive specimen of the human species
That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!..