What is Vern?
1.
An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.
That guy is a real vern in the sack!
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2.
main man.
"V-E-R-N! Vern, my main man, Vern."
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3.
Short for "vernacular". Derogatory term used in Bombay (India) to describe people who were schooled in the local language and thus speak broken english.
He's such a vern, I don't know how you can hang out with him.
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4.
A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...
Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.
"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."
"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"
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5.
Another word for a penis.
"Wes's locked in the bathroom, churnin' his vern."
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