Vern Steel

What is Vern Steel?


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worlds most adept specialist pornstar, often admired by beings of all species throughout the modern world. after finding fame he proved that his intellect was almost as big as his penis, through the critically acclaimed work - "Vern Steel - the book of the film". He also works part time pimping out young deprived scots and in Chelsea, and has broken the hearts of many men and women worldwide through his marriage to the well renowned medslut.

Shall we watch the Vern Steel trilogy tonight?-hell yeah

Wow that guy's almost a vern, -not quite that would be impossible, vern's at least 3 feet longer, what a trouser snake.

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