Vernonia

What is Vernonia?


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In between Portland and the coast.

The absolute worst place to live. Has had two floods in the last 12 years. An average population of 2300 people to sum up how much a joke of a town this is.

Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Portland, What about you?

Boy:Vernonia!

Girl: Yeah...I have to go.

See horrible, shitty, white trash, flood, vernonia, oregon


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