What is Vero Beach?
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a really shitty town in florida.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.
there's nothing to do in vero beach.
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a town on South Florida's east coast. some parts are completely ghetto others are some of the richest places in Florida. Has a large private school, St. Edwards, planted right in the middle of the wealthiest part. The population there consists of many rich to rich-ish locals and some not-so-rich people who come from far away (me). Actually some of the best education in the area. absolutely NOTHING to do there after hours except burn to a cinder on one of the many, many beaches.
Guy 1: "Hey, why were you in Vero Beach?"
guy 2: "uh, I go to school there"
Guy 1: " and you left so soon after why?
guy 2: "because the only thing in the whole town after dark is a ride home"
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A small town on east coast fl. its lack of things to do or places to go can make one depressing childhood. its separated into 3 parts:
1: redneck haven. nothing but florida wilderness and shitty houses and that one really shitty mall with not ONE decent shopping store in it. the only exception is the outlet mall, BUT it's the kind of place that only attracts the kind of people who live 30 minutes across town, described next.
2: rich old guys who are die hard surfers and never made it to california, so they married a yellow haired mom and decided to have kids at the age of 50. and own boats and love to fish, and all live on the island and raise their naive kids in a pretentious environment, aka st. eds(they think they're the best in the world because they are the best in vero beach. HAH talk about big fish in a tiny pond)..
3: the ghetto area. the more northern part of town filled with Martin Luther King Jr. boulevards, the worst public schools in florida (gifford, dodgertown), canals filled with garbage, and mexican trailer parks.
Real Estate Agent: There's no hope for vero beach. it's a rural dump now, and tomorrow, after enough people move up to get away from the pembroke pines 'every fukin building looks exactly the same' epidemic, this once potentially charming shit hole will get sucked in with the rest of south florida.
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The most ghetto city in the world. It has the highest percentage of crack dealers as well as the highest percentage of crack using teens in the country. Al Queda is rampant throughout the streets, decapitating any who they encounter. Bombs are the chief industry in the country as well as suicide bombers. There are 367 blood gangs and 482 crip gangs and 617 ms13 gangs and 1,678,203 members of al queda living in this city. It's the ghetto.
Guy 1: So have you ever been to vero beach?
Terrorist: I lived there for 3 days
Guy 1: OH, SHIT SO YOU'RE A TERRORIST?
Guy 1 tragically died in a beheading related incident.
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The gettoest place in florida. Filled with pot heads and crack heads. You a true nigga if you lived here!
I lived in Vero Beach, but now im in rehab.
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