What is Vertical Bacon Baguette?


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Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Woundand Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

See vagina, gash, fanny, cunt, axe wound


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