What is Vertical Bacon Sandwich?


1.

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

See vertical, bacon, sandwich, flabby, vagina

2.

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

See vagina, pussy, camel toe, cunt, pink taco

3.

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

See JB

4.

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

See dunno


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