What is Vertical Ham Sandwich?


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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.

"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"

See vagina, fanny, pussy, lady garden, minge, muff


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