What is Vertical Seafood Taco?
Slang for the female genitalia.
I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.
A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.
"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"