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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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A grossly underfunded army. Underfunded, simply because of our Liberal government ignoring them in favour of billion-dollar gun-control ..
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When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.
Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave m..