Vertical Spooning

What is Vertical Spooning?

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

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