Vertical Vampire Edit Meaning

1. Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting scre..

1. Any dude that is overly enthusiastic about all things penis. Tom: "Josh is such a dudehound." Ryan: "Yeah, he is always..

1. The opposite of a Sexy Llama: An ugly, stupid person. Oh my God! He's such an Ugly Llama...