Vertimaid

What is Vertimaid?

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

See mermaid, vertical, swimming, woman, fish

Leftover Lunge

1. When someone makes a romantic or sexual move on someone’s ex just after a breakup. Jack made a serious leftover lunge when he asked his..

Maryland Pocket

1. (noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Poc..

&=(

1. smiley. also &:( stands for: 1. shitty hair (style) 2. bad hair day. Person A: Have you been to the hairdressers? Person B: Ye..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Vertimaid Edit Meaning