Vertimaid

What is Vertimaid?


1.

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

See mermaid, vertical, swimming, woman, fish


44

Random Words:

1. Also known as Jenna Jameson, practically sex on legs. "Whoaa, that girl is like Jenna Kennedy.. like Jenna Jameson! DAYEM GIRLLLL...
1. My best friend from bulgaria. he is supa smart and dupa cool. He smokes grass and eats food He speaks Bulgarian 2. A Norfolk, English..
1. While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will. "Oh god, did Sampson already shit him..