Vertimaid

What is Vertimaid?

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

See mermaid, vertical, swimming, woman, fish

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Quim Claws

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