Vertu Edit Meaning

1.

Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD

Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD

White Gold: $30,000 USD

Platinum: $40,000 USD

Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.

2.

Utter nonsense.

A golden cell phone. What crap! My plastic Kyoceralooks better than that for cheap. Go buy a Blackberryinstead.

Boy: "Dude, what is that?"

Girl: "It's a Vertu."

Boy: "Utter Vertu!"

See Sense

3.

Vertu is a subsidiary of Nokia that specializes in tough, luxury phones. Vertu phones are polar opposites to their mass market counterparts.

Vertu phones don't come laden with the latest features and gimmicks, in fact, they are positively antiquated when compared to a cheap 3G phone.

What Vertu concentrates on instead is building a quality instrument that lasts decades.

I use my Nokia N70 for work, but I save the Vertu Ascent for special occasions.

See vertu, nokia, cellphone, phone, cadillac