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A large, detailed font that looks kinda like graffiti painted on a bumpy sidewalk. You can get it for free at AcidFonts.
Me: "..
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The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.
Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells..