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Darren loves king-daviding in the bathroom after talking to his girlfriend,Jenn, and can never find tissues to wipe up his..
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The greatest way someone can die.
Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.
or
2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.
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The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pit..