Vestigial Virgin

What is Vestigial Virgin?


1.

A brazenmaiden or MAIDENHEAD EDITRIX.

Although TRACEY had indulged in many a strenuous gravy date, often involving extensive fourplay, she continued to insist that VESTIGES of a hymenremained untouched within the apparently-pillagedproperty.

Perhaps there was a scintilla of truth in the lusty hussy's assertion that she remained a VESTIGIAL VIRGIN. Indeed, a sympathetic labia miner, equipped with head-lamp and magnifying glass, peering intently into the much-explored cavity, was just able to discern the pink, twinkling scintillation of a few surviving fragments of wrinkled, maidenly flesh.

"You see, I told you so!" exclaimed the shameless gusset-hustler, beaming broadly, with a somewhat unseemly display of pride.

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