Vextipated

What is Vextipated?

what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.

Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.

See annoyed, irritated, angry, furious, pissed off

Velts

1. underwear; briefs; one's pelvic undergarment My girl just bought me a fresh pair of velts! See underwear, briefs, boxers..

Cranium Pwnidge

1. Pwnidge of the upmost cranium Oh You n00b, im gonna so give you cranium pwnidge oh hells yeah See pwn, cranium, n00b..

Unpology

1. "The facade of an apology created by uttering obligatory words of remorse devoid of actual regret, contrition, or even an admission..

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