What is Vextipated?
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what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.
Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.
Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good
Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.
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A woman who requires frequent perverted sexual encounters and is always thinking about sex.
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