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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, suga..
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Someone who states in public they want to buy a Landrover Defender, but in reality will actually end up buying a second hand Suzuki Vita..
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What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.
"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast..