Viagra

What is Viagra?


1.

The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",

"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"

The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.

See Alexi

2.

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole

I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy(a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off

3.

Registered Trademark - sildenafil citrate, a phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor first clinically tested for the treatment of angina due to its blood vessel expanding properties. In clinical trials, erections resulted as an unforseen side effect and seeing the potential profit, it was later FDA approved and marketed for this purpose.

It is usually recommended to take Viagra 30 minutes prior to anticipated sexual activity.

4.

Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.

Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.

See Republican Nazi

5.

Medicine that makes guys' dick more strait and horny. It makes the ladies' boobsget stiffer and harder.

After Dave took a large dose of viagra, his penis never went limp again.

6.

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama

<hot chick> is viagra.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

7.

A pill that causes an erectionin males. Mostly used by old men who don't want to pee on their shoes when they stand up to take a whiz.

Old man: Hehehe! *chugs viagra* Now I can go to the bathroom AND impress girls with teeth!


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