Vibrary

What is Vibrary?


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The collection of sex toys amassed near one's bedside over the years. Typically includes a few jackrabbits, cock ring, condoms, lube, whips, cuffs, leather oddities, and various other bondage utensils.

These should be treated as community objects for the parade of skanks coming/going. It's traditional to check these in/out like a public library.

Your Mom: Plug that Doc Johnson in my anus for some DP, baby!

Me: Sorry, I let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. May I interest you in a houdiniinstead?

Your Mom: Wha? *skeetfaced*

See bdsm, hardware, vibrator


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