Vice Cop

What is Vice Cop?


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The most worthless type of police officer in existence. Vice cops are usually the laughing stock of any given police department.

These are the cops who pose as drug users and arrest people who offer them dimebags of weed. They pose as prostitutes and arrest people who solicit them. They raid porno theatres and arrest anyone caught masturbating.

This is how your tax money is being spent. Instead of arresting murderers, rapists, thieves, and child molesters, vice cops are using your tax money to arrest the REALLY dangerous people...the people who occasionally smoke weed and jack offto pornographic movies.

"Never fear, citizens! The trusty vice cop is watching out for you. A murderer may shoot your loved one in the head and get away with it, but we vice cops will arrest your neighbor for masturbating in a pornographic theatre!"

See police, cop, cops, corruption, bullshit


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