Vicky's Edit Meaning

1. When you drop your Ipod in the toilet I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd. ..

1. When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pan..

1. When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person. "I did that girl jenny last night, such an Uns..