What is Victorious Umbrella Rocket?


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While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

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