Victory Cereal

What is Victory Cereal?


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A bowl of cereal that is consumed immediately after a trouncing of one's opponents at a game, for the purposes of both celebration and "rubbing it in." Victory Cereal is most effectively eaten with loud chewing and obnoxious slurping noises.

After destroying an inept preschooler at Risk, the Game of World Domination, Rob partook of a large bowl of Victory Cereal, consisting of wholesome 2% milk and delicious Apple Jacks.

See shut out, victory, victory lap, victory crap


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